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  1. albert64
    pmsl, you still got mo locked in that spare room.....
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    feck off, dont know wether its a compliment or an insult we both thought the same thing
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    cant be that poorly if your digging holes
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    the pain of being a bricklayer? you shifted one brick at a time i used to be on the hod carrying for 2 brickies that could lay and there was no stacker truck it had to be hand balled
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    did the receptionist not try and fix you the one at my doctors always asks "whats the matter with you" (nosey bitch) you should of seen her face when i said "my knobs all swollen"
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    started off ferreting rabbits and rats as a kid,and still going 40yrs on , i love watching the dog hunt especially where there's not much game he'd beat a field to death to find a rabbit, nowadays numbers dont mean anything just being there's enough, feck that lying in bed i used to carp fish at least 3 nights a week before the kids came along but no time for that anymore just take my lad and tiddler bash and to tell you the truth i forgot how much fun it was as long as he's catching i'm happy but you'll be back the draw of the hunt will get you !!! have fun with your dog in the mean t
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    ideations got a fair sized whippet thats seen plenty of work might be worth an ask
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    a lad up my road bought a whippet, told him i did'nt think it was a pure whippet "no its a whippet " he replied, my dogs 24" his whippet bitch is about 2" bigger
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    i was with this really fit bird and was so turned on that i could'nt help having a cheeky wank under the sheet,either she did'nt notice or was to polite to mention, she just carried on cutting my hair....

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    that gear would'nt of cured my man flu
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    mjnge does'nt matter if its not clean, and a coal fire
  12. albert64
    nice little bitch mate, how tall is she ?
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    FAO chid21

    albert64 replied to RossM's topic in General Talk

    happy b/day mate i'd shake your hand but cant stand touching them big fat dwarf sausage fingers
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    mine was out ferreting at 3mths but i'm a great believer in breaking a pup on its own no other dogs no other distractions because it does;nt take a dog long to learn to hang back and let another dog do the work
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    i've got the brother to your bitch, and he's like a big merle whippet he'll hunt any cover and find any game but he was quite boisterous and does'nt like strangers good on the lamp but an out and out ferreting dog if putting her to a gwp will give you a dog your looking for do it as i take it your breeding for yourself so you've only yourself to please
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    sorry to hear that mate at least there's no kids involved dont make any rash decisions anyway who's going to look after johnny boy
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    fecks sake its xmas give them tangerines
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    yes mate, why do you think one of mine is called irene
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    he'll get some tips off kevin webster on how to get a not guilty
  20. albert64
    had a real good bitch nicked about 12yrs ago, but she must of got away from them as she would'nt go to just anyone and was killed about 50yds from my house she got hit by a car and the dog i've got now some t**t tried to nick him when i went on holiday, they tried to get him the first night i was away but luckily for me he'll bite people he does'nt know but the w**kers left the gates open, but he stayed in the garden and when the lad who worked for me came to check on him in the morning he got bit aswell i know its someone who knows me because i dont advertise the fact i've got dogs the
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    i was chatting to a gypsy bird in the pub last night when she asked "would you like to come back to mine for a good time" she was'nt f***in kidding either..i went on the waltzers,the ghost train & the dodgems, i even came home with a goldfish!

    1. chris k

      chris k

      you would pil lmao

    2. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      lol

    3. chris87

      chris87

      lol :)

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    just thought during the summer you could take it to barbecue's it'd keep the flies off the food
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    urmston? do you meen the mile road out towards the moss
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    they'll go down a bomb, everyone needs a spade in the boot this time of year
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    collie bred lurcher mate
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