Stabs

I'm thinking about getting a gun.........

I would replying to a status days after

Almost as bad as coming on and reading it days later mate lol

Straight back down eh?

f**k...late eighties was your thing was it mate?

Bit of Terence Trent Darby later on? Maybe The Pasadenas?

Im doing fine now, without you baby

f**k off lol

lol

did you get through it ok.....

On here

click on "articles" in the top header to see whats already been posted

how much do you get for a story lol

Never tasted that.what it like

Its like raspberry and vanilla flavoured vodka lol. Olives are just for us classy gents eh stabs? lol

Dont like olives.il get a bottle.tried the lime one

########### lol

writing a book in the heat, can't knock that

"It was a hot night and I was wearing only a smile.....and socks......."

Oh yes

Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. There never has been a choice for me.

I see you,v been round our way again

I asked her for credit, and she answered me "nay"

And now I'm returning with gold in great store

i never will play the wild rover no more!

you been looking in the mirror stabs lol

Pfft tell me bout it

Whats the score kidder????

This place is f****d! Multiple tornados. Worse to come apparently. My swamp is now an ocean!

hang in there mate....

brace ye self shiela lol

A saluki cross lol.

hahaha

Nufc winning the prem ha ha

just seen that on news,bad that

you be carefull out there mate

they said on the news the temprature and wind has dropped but is due to rise again towards the weekend. stay safe mate.

lol.............my dad use to love kippers.

dirty animal....poached eggs are filth lol

Haha dropped a few bombs this afternoon i bet lol

"You are the wave, I the naked island"

Very good Paulus! You can't beat a bit of Serge!

lol

With his piss stained fingers!!

"Chowt faced Tarquin" the new film by Guy Ritchie staring Tim Healy as Tarquin

Thou shall have a fishy on a little dishy.........

a few more weeks and i will be able to do the same

Nice!

Broccoli is nearly ready too, and the horseradish needs to come up soon.

build a shed

Wanking again?

annual bath?

Nigel Havers and Simo Slavers.....;-)

lol

Nigel is one of my finest students

Formerly "Max Power"....its a perception thing!

dear john i loved that ..lol

I had too google that one lol

and works out as less than 11p per day for what is arguably the best lurcher and terrier magazine available

anyone want to send me a copy ????......lol

Get Paulus and Simon to send you a signed copy! lol

Where you been stabs?

Back home to England Ross. Back to Australia end of the week.

Safe journey my man, give simo a flick in the stones from me.... Lol

:-D

Jimmy Page has got nothing compared to your wide and diverse talents my good man!

You ba**ard!!! Better than Len Fairclough i guess lol

Don't forget Bungle too

Pulling mussels from a sheeeeeeeell.lol

They do it at Wakiki

Didnt know there was a market for Bronski Beat and Milli Vanilli lol