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  1. mel b
    It might not stop them doing it , but it would certainly stop them from doing it twice .
  2. mel b
    . f**k me drunk , I almost tried to reason with you then. That would be the legal , and the morally correct thing to do , but f**k me it wouldn't half be a waste of time
  3. mel b
    It's up to , public opinion , politicians, law makers , judges , and jurors , to decide if its legal. And yourself if its morally correct. I couldn't just walk down the road and murder a stranger , as it would be illegal, and morally reprehensible , but , if we still had capital punishment in this country , I could hang child rapists all day long , and wouldn't lose a minutes sleep over it.
  4. mel b
    Plenty of times , just as long as you can justify it legally and morally. Theirs a difference between a killer and a murderer.
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  6. mel b
    The round clipped his ear . The mad old fecker is one lucky man.
  7. mel b
    Fair play to you mack . My body just wouldn't operate. That's probably why I'm a fat feck
  8. mel b
    Well it looks like today's the day. Every morning since the very first day that trump got elected , I've turned the telly on at 4.30am , fully expecting to see that trump has been shot , well today was that day . Two things surprise me though . I'm surprised that he survived , and I'm gobsmacked that it's taken so long.
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    Since we've been together, I've only ever cooked Sunday lunch once( when we were both ill with covid) . It was a bag of plain crisps( to share ) , and a slice of bread and butter each. It's our wedding anniversary today , and I'm spoiling her yet again . We're having tea from the chippy .
  10. mel b
    Looking very suave and debonair if I may say so sir. I darent show this picture to my wife , for fear that she may be overcome with your film star good looks , and might not cook my tea.
  11. mel b
    Stop trying to kink shame me , it's just good clean fun .
  12. mel b
    I have two real chocolate binges per year. I eat so much at Easter, that I can't stomach it again until Christmas, then I eat so much at Christmas, that I can't stomach it again until Easter .
  13. mel b
    I would have been on my hands and knees hours ago if I did that. I've never been able to function without breakfast, even if it's just a mouthful of food. I can't do sweet stuff though. Lots of lads at work will eat chocolate bars all morning, but I can't stomach chocolate until lunchtime.
  14. mel b
    How are you finding going without breakfast mack ?. If I go without breakfast , I just crash , and feel absolutely awful all day.
  15. mel b
    How feckin dare you . Mackem was one of the hardest working male escorts , that the world has ever seen . I'll admit , his knees are shagged , he has no tonsils left , and his bum hole is like a wizards sleeve , but he made a lot of old men very happy , and he has a fantastic pension . Sorry mack. Ditchman made me do it .
  16. mel b
    I must be honest , I am rather partial to a stuffed olive or two.
  17. mel b
    You just had to go and mention the feckin olives didn't you .
  18. mel b
    That one could have got really serious, really quickly juke .
  19. mel b
    I can chuckle about it now , but it was one of the scariest moments of my life. I could hear my pulse racing in my ears . The aliens thing was pretty scary as well . I shoot a paddock that had a small hill , riddled with rabbit holes . I used to love laying on top of the hill on a warm evening , and shooting rabbits as they came out to feed. I'd take a shot , then lay my head down and have a sleep , until more rabbits popped out. I'd been laying out one warm summer Saturday night. It was about two am , and I'd got a few rabbits to find , so I thought I'd pick them up , and call
  20. mel b
    A couple of years ago , a mate and myself were out looking for foxes( on Halloween), at a wildlife centre / petting zoo , type place. This place had a woodland walk , along a valley floor . We'd walked about half a mile , stopping every few yards to have a look with the thermal . As we approached a blind bend in the path , the most blood curdling screaming and howling , blasted into my ear from the blackness , from about three feet away . I almost shat my feckin undercrackers !. When I finally got the torch out of my pocket , I saw the speaker thing strapped to a tree , that had a sen
  21. mel b
    Oh if only I had the money , I would most definitely be a man of taste mack . I think that I could slip seamlessly into a millionaire lifestyle. You should take arry with you on your trip . You'd be too fat to walk , but the food would be fantastic .
  22. mel b
    Legal ???, another five years and it'll be feckin compulsory .
  23. mel b
    That's more like it mack .
  24. mel b
    That sounds spot on .
  25. mel b
    That's a pretty plain lunch by your standards mack . Are you on a diet ?.
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