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mel b

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  1. Savages , just f***ing savages!!!.
  2. Women and booze mainly
  3. mel b

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    Dude when that gang of lads said to you want to come back to our van for a few drinks , you should have just said no. Is your bum OK?.
  4. I'll definitely be giving that a go .
  5. He's sitting in a rocking chair in the parlour , and wearing his nans clothes
  6. So is euphemism a polite word for a ladies growler ?. I've never heard one called a euphemism before . I've heard one that echoed like a cave though
  7. Did they taste as good as they look ?.
  8. How dare you speak to a lady like that. Is akita a polite word for a ladies growler ?.
  9. Yep. I'm no conspiracy theorist , but that one made me look twice
  10. That cup of chips is making me very uncomfortable dido . It's a bit unnatural.
  11. That made my conspiracy theory nerve twitch when I heard it on the news .
  12. This xray scanner won't be able to find really well hidden bodies in the woods will it ?. Just asking for a mate
  13. Pah, mchull will just pay from the loose change in his car ashtray . NEWSFLASH. Vladimir putin reads post on the hunting life , and immediately phones Zelensky and says sorry !!!.
  14. You should have mentioned that you'll send mchull over to have a word . That would have got their attention .
  15. It's because the world is now full of f***ing idiots . With no real grip on reality .
  16. Unfortunately we don't have any deer at my place . A red was spotted about five years ago just down the road , and a few munties are being caught by the local keepers , when they catch the birds at the end of the season, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I start seeing them sooner or later. All of my deer shooting is done on my other shooting permissions. We made a few paths through our woodland at the end of the pheasant season , and a small flat camping area . At the end of the coming pheasant season , I'm hoping to treble the size of the camping area , and make another path of
  17. You certainly like to graft dude . Do you shoot the deer in your woodland?.
  18. I'd love to try it. I think I could do the hard graft , but red tape makes my blood run cold . You're kicking the arse out of it . Absolutely top marks mate.
  19. You're winning at life mate . I'm very envious .
  20. Good God man. You left all that to spend a few hours with a rag tag bunch of old poachers and nere do Wells . You could have given me a shout to take your place , then again , I'd have to fight ditchman for the spot . Have a great time tomorrow mate .
  21. What the feck Arry ???. You left before that lamb was ready ???. You've let me down , you've let all the hunting life greedy feckers down , but most of all , you've let yourself down .
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