mel b
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My old fella was put onto his old age pension early . He was just over 60 when he was made redundant ( for about the fifth time in his life). He went to sign on , to be told that he would be put straight onto his pension , when he questioned it , he was told quite bluntly that no employer would give a job to a, diabetic , 60 year old , ex steel worker. He wasn't ready to retire , so he asked for some sort of training , and he did a 12 months training course to become a upholsterer , Then took his pension , and spent the next few years making furniture for friends and family.
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Funnily enough , my old man always called them penguins . Not to their face though , I reckon he was as scared of them as I was
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I can tell you that at 56 yrs old , they still frighten the shit out of me. As a child , I spent a fair bit of time at my aunts house in Cornwall. Their was a convent just down the road , and you would see the nuns glide past her front window . They didn't walk , they didn't speak , they would just stare forward and glide. They still freak me out .
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That's some fantastic looking grub mack . I'm not too sure about the carrot butter though .
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I know one short fat predator that will be waiting for them in Wales
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That's why you have the complexion of a 30yr old mate . Keep on muffin
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I'll have you know that " ditchman " , the well known 1940s porn star , has eaten a hundred miles of minge in his time.
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For the sake of security , and the preservation of fine art antiquities, little donkey has been sent to the luvre. He can be viewed in the religious artifacts section , right between the 1940s porn magazine collection, and the medieval merkins.
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Now come on mate , we've had this discussion before. It wasn't a gastric balloon, it's was a genuine my little pony space hopper from 1975 ( ride it if you dare edition).
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You need to get some smaller plates mate. All that naked plate around the edge of your food gives me a nervous tick .
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It's a fine sacrifice that you're making for us all sir , thankyou for your service.
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Those slug eyebrows, make even the prettiest of women look mentally unstable.
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Shame on that piece of shit that assaulted the young woman , and shame on the police . Both of them are a disgrace, and should hang their heads in shame. It's something that every one of us is expected to get used to now. This is the way that this country will be . The only positive , is that the young woman seems to be a very smart young person , that won't let that piece of shit bother her too much. It's just a shame she didn't have a male friend or relative handy , that could have taught the piece of shit some manners .
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At least that's something. Let's just hope that they get everything that they deserve.
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Let's hope he gets caught , and see how he likes getting weighed off with a ten stretch.
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That's how Sunday dinner is supposed to be . If you can move again before Monday morning, you've been short changed .
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Your food to plate ratio is world class .
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Savages , just f***ing savages!!!.
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Women and booze mainly
