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  1. mel b
    Yeah , and you do it on your next door neighbours lawn , and blame the labrador from two doors up .
  2. mel b
    I eat oranges out there , therfore, it's a feckin orangery . That's the law , and anyone that doesn't agree is a homo .
  3. mel b
    How feckin dare you !!!. It's not a veranda , it's a orangery .
  4. mel b
    Can you try to level those sausages up a bit next time please . You're careless presentation is making my ocd twitch . And leave to bedroom window open tonight or you'll suffocate yourself with all those sprouts .
  5. mel b
    They certainly take Halloween quite seriously over there mack .
  6. mel b
    I could lift those weights a piece of piss . I'd have to do them one at a time though
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  8. mel b
    That looks like a right good feed.
  9. mel b
    I've tried to send a pm mush , but your inbox must be full mate .
  10. mel b
    You dangle your maggot well sir .
  11. mel b
    You still would though you old shagger you
  12. mel b
    Now that's flash .
  13. mel b
    That's two very sad endings to two very cool sounding lives. My brother has recently had a house built out there . It took forever to build , and cost way more than was expected. My brother and myself are polar opposites in most ways . He's travelled the world, and I've been to the isle of Wight . He's got a young local girlfriend, but I'm guessing he's fed up of his new house and girlfriend, and that's why he's back here for a few weeks . He can't stay still for long.
  14. mel b
    Those gurkha sampler packs would be a good place to start mush . Each pack has different cigars inside , and are made in different places. I'm still at the " I love them all" stage , of my relationship with cigars.
  15. mel b
    That would be outstanding mush , thankyou very much indeed mate. Your efforts are very much appreciated . I love Cuban cigars , but I'm also starting to look at other half decent cigars . I used to smoke Cubans years ago , but it's only been very recently that I've started having the odd cigar again . I was only ever interested in how they tasted before , but now I've started taking a bit more notice of the backstory . Until recently I didn't even know that cigar tobacco was seasoned for years.
  16. mel b
    I like the sound of that charts. I could be a right flash xxxx with my name on my cigars .
  17. mel b
    I'll ask him when I see him over the next few days mack . I know it's in the arse end of nowhere. To see a doctor , you have to go on a two hour boat ride to the next island , and when he comes home , he has to get a small boat to an island , then a bigger boat to a bigger island , then a small plane to somewhere else , before he can get on a big plane to somewhere civilised.
  18. mel b
    I very much like the look of those charts , and it just so happens that my brother is living in the Philippines . He's back over here for a few weeks at the moment, so I'd better get my order in before he goes back
  19. mel b
    A burger and a cigar . What could be better . It looks like that's the answer then. I'll just see if I can get them posted here , and pay the duty when hmrc write to me .
  20. mel b

    Octopus

    mel b replied to iworkwhippets's topic in General Talk

    What does sentient taste like ?.
  21. mel b
    A nice cigar , makes you feel like you've won . I'm happy to pay the duty on them to be honest mack( as happy as anyone can be), but I couldn't find out how to pay it . I've done a bit of goggling, and it just seems to be set up for importing large amounts of tobacco. I've recently bought another new humidor , and my stepson is in the process of making me an even larger one , that's made from oak , and lined with cedar , but I'd really like one the size of a small drinks fridge , so that I could fill it with 500 nice cigars. That would look and smell fantastic. Not much gets
  22. mel b
    I chuckled when I had my Friday night cigar last week..I was smoking a 21 year old cigar , that was 3 years older than the young chap that I'd been working with all day.
  23. mel b
    I was only thinking a dozen cigars now and again mack , so that I'd got a couple to smoke , and a couple for the humidor. I hadn't really got as far as thinking about what country to be honest , as I've never left the UK, and I have no idea what could be bought and from where. The Mrs and kids have been buying the odd Cuban for me over the last few months , and a mate bought me a sampler pack of gurkha cigars. I've only smoked a couple so far , but I really enjoyed them , and would like to try all of the different sampler packs. They're just a bit expensive in this country. I t
  24. mel b
    Evening gents . Has anyone ever imported (posted)their own supply of cigars into the UK?. I'm not looking to import tons of the things , as I'm starting to get more interested in collecting them than smoking them. I'd like to get mates to post me a few back to the UK, whenever they go abroad , without cutting back on their own tobacco allowances , but I don't know where to start. All that I can really find is how to do it in bulk, for resale.
  25. mel b
    Ever since he was elected president, I've turned the telly on every morning, fully expecting to see on the news , that the old lunatic has been assassinated. Fair play to him , the old nut job is still getting away with it.
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