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mel b

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  1. mel b

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    It stands a pretty good chance that they are the ones that you're thinking about mack . I stuck pretty closely to the pics that I found on the Internet. Doing things like sitting on a log , just carving , using a chisel that I forged myself (from a van coil spring) , and a oak mallet that I made myself ( from a windblown oak) . Is the type of thing that makes me smile.
  2. mel b

    Temu

    I've got pretty simple tastes . I take great pleasure from just putting a new chain on my chainsaw, and making those first few cuts, it always feels fantastic. When the kids ask what I want for my birthday, my answer is always the same. Come round and we'll all eat together as a family . That makes me happier than if they'd given me a ferrari. My mrs and kids always put money in a card for me for Christmas and birthdays. I've got about 2k sitting in a box now . I buy stuff from time to time , but I only ever buy things that have a purpose( tools , guns etc). I just don't feel the need
  3. mel b

    Temu

    I'd like to say yes mack , but the honest truth is that they were the simplest carvings that I could find for my first attemp . Just to add. I'm going to attempt to carve some similar heads from granite.
  4. The explanation is quite simple. The ghosts got sucked off .
  5. Ya see ditchman . Now look what you've done
  6. But he was so polite about it . You just went straight for the flappy kipper
  7. Gotta be honest wolfie , I wouldn't even entertain the idea of knobbing another woman while I'm married. Don't get me wrong , when I was single , I had more than my share(thats a feckin understatement) , but it's just something that I wouldn't even consider as a married man. It's due to respect for my wife , and my own integrity and self worth. If your wife can't trust you , nobody can trust you.
  8. mel b

    Temu

    I've never left the UK mack . The Isle of Wight was pushing it for me . My mrs has done her share of travelling, and so have the kids , but I've just never wanted to . I love the UK, and I haven't finished looking around it all yet. I love to read your travel stories , and hear the stories my friends and relatives bring home from around the globe , but I just don't get the urge to do it myself. I'm never happier , than when I'm sitting in a highseat waiting for a deer . Mooching along a hedgerow with my rimfire looking for a couple of rabbits , or just sitting outside my tiny
  9. You just had to go and lower the tone didn't you ??? .
  10. mel b

    Temu

    It's funny. I've worked with plenty of Germans, and a couple of Austrians, but considering how close the countries are , and both seem to speak the same language . They seem to be polar opposites in attitudes and temperaments.
  11. Looking at your pics , and hearing your travelling tales , I reckon you've seen more than most of us would see in five lifetimes mate .
  12. mel b

    Temu

    What puts you off Germany mack ?. You seem to love just about everything.
  13. That's not a breakfast mack , that's a pudding for after you've eaten your real breakfast .
  14. I don't ever remember having onion rings on a breakfast , but now that you've mentioned it , I really want to try it.
  15. I'm not sure what it is , but if it's got bacon , it'll taste amazing .
  16. I have to disagree on the hash brown issue. Hash browns, with a little bit of fried tomato, and a dash of black pepper , are amazing . However. Hash browns should always be an accompaniment, never ever a replacement .
  17. I know, I'd expect better from a (rogue) long standing member of thl .
  18. That's how breakfast is supposed to work . You eat until you feel like a burst sofa , then you sit down , and rub your belly until lunchtime .
  19. The grub looks spot on , but the plate to food ratio is all wrong . I'd suggest another two sausages , two extra slices of bacon ,and another egg .
  20. mel b

    Temu

    How do I get on temu ?. I want some of this gear for next years gay pride festival 🥸
  21. He's as innocent as oj Simpson was
  22. It's like they just don't hear or understand what's being said , and they are completely unaware of the blindingly obvious truth. I've often wondered if politicians start life as scumbags , or if they start off as decent human beings , with a desire to do the right thing , but then the political system( and getting their snout in the trough) turns them into lieing cheating scumbags ?.
  23. Did they taste of asshole ?.
  24. That's not a hotel room tomo , it's a porn set. Keep your clothes on because you're definitely being secretly filmed .
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