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mel b

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  1. Well as long as he doesn't get more than six inches wedged in there , it's perfectly legal , and he's good to go
  2. Nothing wrong with that mush. Fair play to him . As long as it doesn't go more than half way in , I doesn't count
  3. That's a bit homophonic mc. I thought a man of experience such as yourself might have tried it .
  4. Chris kaba got his justice . He got exactly what he deserved . Tell you what mack , when you look at a set of pics like that , it's obvious to see that quite a few people on a march like that , have mental health problems. Years ago , I was working the door on a gay bar in Birmingham . It always surprised me how many people turned up that appeared to have mental health issues . I think it was just that the gay community were more accepting of the difference. None of the above is meant as a criticism, it's purely an observation.
  5. The perils of the demon drink
  6. It looks pretty disturbed/disturbing.
  7. Is that you stood behind me mack , admiring my pert buttocks ?.
  8. I'd gladly put aside all of my racial prejudice, whilst I ragged that around the bedroom for a couple of hours
  9. It was me. Mel b , sweaty spice
  10. And an erection from looking at you in that t shirt .
  11. That's just the type of stock that he came from . It was going to end one of two ways , prison , or a bullet , it just happened to be a coppers bullet. You could have written his story before it happened.
  12. He played the " f**k around and find out" game , and came second.
  13. mel b

    Krakow

    You wouldn't have a phone number would you ?. Just asking for a mate .
  14. Make it smell like bubblegum
  15. My dick or that cat ?.
  16. It reminds me of that time I shaved my dick to make it look bigger
  17. I always lick my finger , I'm very considerate like that me
  18. The place where I buy pheasant feed sells kerosene , so I'll probably grab five gallons when I'm getting a few bags of wheat. It'll probably last me a year .
  19. I'll get the funnel, I suppose it's my turn to give you your andrews enema again .
  20. Unfortunately, I don't have one of those . My mrs does though , its me . She never has to pay for a feckin thing
  21. Don't feckin do it !!! , the asda deli counter staff , have only just got the shit off the wales from his last dirty protest . It took that poor woman days to get it out of her hair
  22. Feck me , I couldn't even afford to wash up at a place like that .
  23. The farmer will be getting cockburn . Leo will mostly be getting arseburn
  24. That looks absolutely spot on . You'll be giving Arry a run for his money .
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