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  1. mel b
    Fukuji. Now that's dirty food talk if ever I heard it . You're as bad as ditchman. Ain't no fukuji going anywhere near my fugu thankyou very much .
  2. mel b
    That looks pretty good for diet food arry .
  3. mel b
    Don't get upset over it mate , it's not you , it's me . I just wanted a little fugu action from time to time , and maybe a little foie gras on special occasions. Ill still write now and again , and send you a jumbo jar of olives at Christmas .
  4. mel b
    What can I say . Macks foody posts have raised my expectations in life . I just outgrew you .
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    Russia ???????

    mel b replied to Arry's topic in General Talk

    You're laughing but we all know it could happen
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    Russia ???????

    mel b replied to Arry's topic in General Talk

    Somebody pulled the plug out again didn't they .
  7. mel b
    You see ditchman , mack knows how to turn a guys head
  8. mel b
    What can I say . I reckon mack would treat me like a princess. All I get from you is hamsters and ginger .
  9. mel b
    That must be you on the right mack. The one with the hungry look on his face , thinking if I ever get out of this orphanage, I'm gonna eat everything in the whole world.
  10. mel b
    Will you take me to lunch every day ?
  11. mel b
    Top snack right there chief
  12. mel b
    I'm sorry mack , but I refuse to read anything French, because it's French . I've got pheasant leg curry for tea tomorrow. When my mrs first came to live with me , whenever I butchered pheasants, I'd vac pac them in left leg packs , and right leg packs . I told her that I always preferred the left legs as they tasted better . Whenever she did a curry , she'd ask me if I wanted a left leg curry , or a right leg curry. She'd even tell people that she's cooking a left leg curry for tea as they tasted better. After the first few times , I was scared to tell her the truth , so s
  13. mel b
    They'll be quadruple fried , with mermaids fanny shavings , dusted on with a butterflys wing .
  14. mel b
    I shall be sure to point out the difference to her mack , as she's telling me to f**k off and eat my chips .
  15. mel b
    That's it then , I'm asking my mrs for buffalo perugu for tea tomorrow.
  16. mel b
    Snigger .
  17. mel b
    Top scran that is mack. What's the scary looking stuff in the fourth pic down ?. It looks delicious and poisonous at the same time.
  18. mel b
    Why do I always want your tea. It looks delicious .
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    It's not a porch , it's a orangery , and the donkey loves the ginger, it makes his eyes sparkle .
  21. mel b
    The ginger is purely medicinal
  22. mel b
    Feck me mack , the last thing that you ever want to do is take a walk through ditchmans mind .
  23. mel b
    Ditchman will be gutted .
  24. mel b
    That'll do nicely thankyou very much .
  25. mel b
    You must be joking . I can't work the remote , I can't even figure out how to turn the TV on and off . When the kids were younger , if they really wanted to piss me off , they'd put a shite radio station on the TV, then go out . They knew that I could never figure out how to get the TV back on .
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