I hear the wicker basket on front un pushiron is over 1000 years old crafted by Jeffs own fair hand, that'll uv concealed no end of venison, hare, phezzies, and salmos etc
You know ?
Case at work lastnight was looking forward to his chicken and mushroom pot noodle at breaktime wouldn't shut up about it
His 28 stone, 6 toothed catastrophe has lumped him 2 doors down to his auntys after he bought her a size 22 jumper for chrimbo but has since let him in for a bath aslong as he didn't try it on as she blames him for her shingles or chickenpox
Anyway pot noodle awol from haversack so 2 dairylea buns, and 80 pence McCoy s vending machine packet had to suffice
You know ?