Jump to content

low plains drifter

Members
  • Content Count

    13,002
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by low plains drifter

  1. Invite ditchshitter ,if he's still on the knob numbing meds he'll fcuk the skin off black neck, just put them both in the greenhouse
  2. Their dogs probably get no further than the back garden, plebbers would rather be no more than 2 metres away from the biscuit tin than stretch their legs
  3. Smart style of collars these mate, what's the outer row of stitching for are they lined with another material ?
  4. The seats too low mate, you'll be steaming like a fat lass trying to wrestle that uphill
  5. Aswell as, or instead of adopting a snow leopard ?
  6. Look up the f***ing Fulfords, they'll be right up your bugle
  7. 4 day, what are you driving a space hopper ?
  8. I sometimes wonder about the chop suey rolls, the house brick looking ones that is
  9. Take no notice mate, he's a harmless soul, he'll be at a loss with the domino club being on lockdown
  10. I know mate I'm just breaking your stride
  11. It's another income for the legal criminals, they had 40 and 50 mph signs alternating down a stretch of the A 19 around Christmas time stung me for 3 points and 100 sheets going 46 mph for my night shift, they know what they're doing the sly little turds
  12. Body armour ?, Is that the merino wool layer, great stuff for round the campfire pans on bottles oot
  13. Very nice mate, expensive leather I hear the oak bark, with a long tanning process
  14. They'll be at deaths door due to lack of munching material courtesy of panic buyers
  15. Just make sure the air max are sodden soil stained and showing a big toe bulge then you'll know they've seen the tilth
  16. It's a strange one mate, I noticed a couple of days ago a hare coursing is illegal sign has been put on a post over at the local fields, I haven't seen a hare on this place since about 2001, even back in the early 90's the place never held anymore than single figures, and houses are about to be built on this land
×
×
  • Create New...