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  1. low plains drifter
    I know just the thing for you what you need is one of they wee Smithfield collies, they come from a time before tyres, so it's not in their DNA to set about them
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    What no parley ?
  3. low plains drifter
    Poor Yorick
  4. low plains drifter
    Back crack and sack
  5. low plains drifter
    They look as happy as Larry well fed and content
  6. low plains drifter
    Wok is good wok is reliable if it does not work you can cook with it
  7. low plains drifter
    Is Gnasher getting one of these ?
  8. low plains drifter
    That's bin lickers for you Not to mention shit eaters
  9. low plains drifter
    Raucous as in disorderly Anyway enough of this, poor Campbell isn't going to know whether to shit or wind his wrist watch al a one flew over the cuckoo's at this rate
  10. low plains drifter
    If I caught up with the technobod that invented predictive text I'd be liable to fist the beans out of him by dint of a hardy gauntlet Tis enough to give one the arsehole, never mind being in the huff courtesy of waking up with a dry dream
  11. low plains drifter
    Predictive text it's raucous You know ?
  12. low plains drifter
    An orange some mixed nuts and a frozen cowpat skin frisbee
  13. low plains drifter
    What a strange bugger you can be Sloe bin ? I hazard he was over the fence pumping the neighbours goat whilst typing
  14. low plains drifter
    Or you could happen upon a backwater haystacks who lures you in under seemingly grateful tea and fruitcake new best friend forevers and cornholes you into a coma heavy handed reacharound lotion on skin hosepipe ordeal
  15. low plains drifter
    What you need is someone that's got a brand new combine harvester and they'll give you the key
  16. low plains drifter
    The soundtrack to their careers
  17. low plains drifter
    THL doesn't make threads like this anymore Some fine animals from the past on here
  18. low plains drifter
    Sweep the floor as you go
  19. low plains drifter
    Holy cow ! You'll be able to feed the street with that behemoth
  20. low plains drifter
    Is this Welsh rhyming slang for a tom tit on the hoof ?
  21. low plains drifter
    Final furlong freshly cut Christmas tree underarm akimbo
  22. low plains drifter
    I know how to keep a low profile
  23. low plains drifter
    REM what's the frequency Kenneth Black neck on the benzedrine
  24. low plains drifter
    Brain dead, locked out, numb, not up to speed
  25. low plains drifter
    I suppose looking back with the benefit of hindsight they could have six packed him for the craic prior to the capping
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