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  1. low plains drifter
    Hands off cocks On socks Dusk is good, but a bit of a sickener if you draw a blank First light good, get around before shepherd comes quadding along Find yourself a few hotspots and keep them close to your vest
  2. low plains drifter
    Don't know what they call the rare disease, but a woman went to the doctors and was diagnosed apparently they haven't got anything to treat it with, her husband worked in a morgue and had been tooling the stiffs
  3. low plains drifter
    Gargantuan living room
  4. low plains drifter
    You must have outgrown your leotard Can't you get your Morris dancing mojo back, and kick up a stink ?
  5. low plains drifter
    Just call me the chopstick plucker, like miyagi in muckboots, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  6. low plains drifter
    No mate quadriceps development Bit of food and exercise you can shape up, I'm yet to meet a man that wants to fight me, few years thai boxing and Filipino escrima I'm the daftest brush you'll ever meet off me tits, but I could put your guts on your air max before you could say garlic sausage, though I'd sooner counsel a person through their problems, and see them succeed in life
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    Full physical effect, sinew stretching raw to the core running the gauntlet fair and square balls to the wall solitary apprehension mission Could you ask for anymore ?
  8. low plains drifter
    Keen bitch was left in a state of controlled fury, must been thick end twenty coiled spring juggernauts rolling bank heavy pressure session You know ?
  9. low plains drifter
    Wor aboor hores ?
  10. low plains drifter
    Rots in blankets You mean ?
  11. low plains drifter
    Cheers PUD
  12. low plains drifter
    Troglodyte
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    Bernadette
  14. low plains drifter
    Have you got any books at home Bill ?
  15. low plains drifter
    Fcuk off
  16. low plains drifter
    They look like they've been exhumed Saying that didn't the shitter make his bed by putting two pallets together
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    It's getting that way mate, houses are popping up like mushrooms everywhere you look, and these daft business parks with the massive buildings, are they trying to americanise the place or what, we haven't got the acreage for all this shit, they're starting to build on five farms worth of land near me the last of the green belt it was noted for it's grey partridge population, loads of skylarks still there, it's sickening
  18. low plains drifter
    Hares always seem content living in and around industrial estates, and airports, get some good sized populations, well tended grass for constant grazing, and a bit of plantation to lie up in
  19. low plains drifter
    I work there mate, there's hares running about in the car parks, and sitting feeding on the grass verges don't know the farmland around there, but it looks like it must have been a canny place with a few copses etc, they're doing some building on now, I hear it's going to be over 1000 houses I watch the crows early morning they're like a murmuration of starlings massive flock of them, and nice view of penshaw monument, there used to be a coursing club there, the long inclined fields must have been hell for a greyhound
  20. low plains drifter
    Fuckun he'll Where did you get that out of a bubblegum packet ? no wonder your blood pressure is off the chart
  21. low plains drifter
    Wor aboor a star wars sleeve, stormtroopers, gonk droid, chewy, c-3po, r2d2, yoda, ewoks, etc, and Dianne Abbott as jabba the hutt sporting darth Vaders helmet
  22. low plains drifter
    Trim them talons or there'll be toes akimbo left right and centre Ditchshitter has a blog look him up, or visit him if you want the skin fcuked off you
  23. low plains drifter
    I've been known to present a feral thatch courtesy of Irish dingle myself You know ?
  24. low plains drifter
    Homer Simpson
  25. low plains drifter
    Looks fecking stirling, white nigger, Irish heritage I'd say
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