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Jonjon79

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  1. Well, this all seems to be going along nicely
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    WTF

    Yep ....... We got handed a 2 page report when our daughter was 9 because a tennis ball hit her on the nose. She mistimed the catch and ended up with a small nose bleed - that was it.
  3. It's just more of the same - the scheming c**ts don't want us to leave. ........... Gina Miller can go f**k herself, it's her sort that should be up in court for delaying the will of the people.
  4. I know mate - some folk just don't have a sense of humour
  5. Do it Phil, we know you want to Si, next time you're rained off, watch the 'Squirrel catapult' stuff on YouTube
  6. Rub loads of lard into the cloth before you wrap it mate - some will boil away but, the rest will stop it from sticking I'm going to give the next one a go in the oven - I like the look of that crust
  7. Nice Do you wrap them in the foil or leave them open when they're cooking?
  8. I wouldn't worry too much about the terminology used mate - Gnasher might just be a product of his time and where he's from. ......... I still use the term Half Caste for a person of mixed race. I know it's not strictly PC nowadays but, I don't say it with any malice (where I grew up, I knew a lot of half caste kids). Hell, my Grandad still said Darkie up to the day he died - he didn't mean anything bad by it, that was just his generation. Don't let it bother you - you've got a missus and a kid. They deserve your energy more than words typed on a forum.
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    Yoga

    It's surprising how dangerous those old tai chi fuckers really are. .......... it's all to do with muscle memory - watch them on fast forward. They're like old fu man chu ninjas
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    Yoga

    Have a read you bender - it's what these freaks are advocating - stretches to make you fart, shit and sleep The next charity fishing meet will be like the bonfire and beans scene from Blazing Saddles
  11. f**k me - imagine walking away from that and looking back at it ? it's a hell of a picture for the insurers.
  12. I only wanted a can of Fanta
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    Yoga

    Congratulations to you both Atb to mum and baby
  14. Jonjon79

    Yoga

    Good luck mate
  15. Jonjon79

    Yoga

    I'll just leave this here ......... https://bunnyears.com/what-to-do-when-you-shit-your-pants-during-hot-yoga-by-toria-sheffield/
  16. Jonjon79

    Yoga

    It's daft, you bender The bird in the image for that video looks like she's fallen out of a 4th floor window and hit the floor ?
  17. It's good to see it getting results Mark I'm struggling to get my modern version shooting like that one.
  18. To be fair, I like a fry up and I like Yorkshire puddings - I've never thought about having the 2 together but, I would Not with gravy though - I could live with brown sauce on a Yorkshire pudding
  19. Sounds like a nice thoughtful gift to be fair.
  20. Definitely a coward - he slashed matey knowing that would likely be a quick end to it. He knew if he slapped him he'd likely get a couple back. .......... How many fair 1 on 1 knife fights actually happen? He kept the blade back sneaky and, took a sucker hit - he wouldn't have gone for that if the other kiddie had been stood there with Mick Dundees blade, guaranteed. It looks to me that he was just a nasty b*****d looking to get his jollies by hurting someone, anyone, at the end of the night. He'll get his comeuppance in the end.
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    Crackling

    I don't know how to do it the old way but, I do like a bit of crackling I just rub salt into both sides and cook it in the oven, turning it every 10 minutes. ......... when it's pretty much done, I like a little honey on the fat side
  22. That's excellent news - congratulations to you and yours Arry
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