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Everything posted by Jonjon79

  1. I've never really watched family guy but, I'll look that one up
  2. Good on you Jimmy Let's hope that's 2 more young 'uns that continue with rifles
  3. More of a sad truth than a joke ........
  4. Just f**k them off if they're lacking manners - walk into Tesco like Carlin going into the boiler room
  5. Try it on the Westons - mum went mental at me when I was younger for giving our old cat Guinness. ........ it fell of the sofa, walked into the patio door and threw up on the living room carpet
  6. I think I remember reading about that - it was a bit like a hobbit house in the woods, grass roof and everything? If it's the same people, the local council should be ashamed of themselves, they weren't causing any harm. I suppose the way they did it, there wasn't much for the council to tax them for
  7. Agreed 100% - that would stop folk from exploiting it and encourage the genuine cases. It would also go a little way to giving people a bit of pride in something.
  8. That said - I'd happily buy a half acre plot, build a half brick, half timber home with a veranda and sit in a rocking chair with a shotgun waiting for HMRC to come down the drive
  9. Yes, I get that mate - it's good that they can stop big firms from completely taking the piss. ........ They should be protecting the folk that put them in power and pay their wages. The bit I don't like is that ordinary folk are given so many obstacles and restrictions if they want to buy land and build a family home - it even goes as far as how the construction of the building is classified. Try getting a mortgage or loan on something that's been classified as non standard construction. Most people won't even try because of all the red tape and fees involved.
  10. To my mind, it's all about taxes and control - it's all about what they can take from you. ......... make 1 little mistake on a tax return and those fuckers are relentless. You can't even buy a bit of land and build your family a home on it without permission and restrictions. I know both of those things are nothing new but, it still gets on my tits.
  11. The worlds shitest barbecue. They need GL over there - he'll have some peppers and spicy shrimp on them coals and a hungry looking dog watching it
  12. We get a few dust devils in the stone yard at work when the days are warm and dry. They can be anything from just a few feet tall to around 30ft, they're not powerful, just enough to pick up a bit of dust - it looks good when there's a few at the same time. Not so good if you get caught without your safety glasses
  13. I don't know if I'd call it child abuse - knowing what we know now, it's not good and I wouldn't condone it. My missus used to smoke when she was younger but, she gave up over 16 years ago when she became pregnant and never smoked again. I was born at the end of the 70s - my mum smoked while she was pregnant (different time then I suppose) ....... I'm 6' 2" and never had any health problems - a bit overweight but, my job is active and I'm fit and strong enough to put in a decent days work.
  14. Mine says the same today ......
  15. Claim back everything you can - God knows you get enough taken off you. I don't know if it's the same for self employed but, I can even claim for washing my work clothes - it's not a huge amount but, it's another bit that's mine, not theirs.
  16. This is just outside Swindon right now - I'm glad I froze 2 bottles of water last night.
  17. Those clubbers don't want Covid or a jab - they just want a blue WKD and a new STI
  18. Get a couple of goats - them little pygmy ones can be quite funny. Then, when the grass is at a manageable level, you can knock one over the head for one of your curries
  19. Apparently, according to some dodgy Google searches, anyone who's had the AZ jab has had a big snot of Chimp DNA. ........ Britains Got Talent should be interesting in the next couple of years with people doing slight of hand and card tricks with their feckin feet
  20. Have you been wearing it wrong the whole time?
  21. I've never really worn one anyway - my job has me outside, away from other people for most of the day and, the local shops have never really enforced it. They put signs up but, they've never asked. ........... I'll probably still put a mask in my pocket if I'm going into a shop - if some old dear looks worried and I can't avoid her, I'll put it on for a bit. I don't mind wearing one if it genuinely puts someone else at ease but, I definitely won't wear one if some little Covid stasi starts acting like a dick. My own feeling on it is that 99% of the masks don't do
  22. Had a couple of these last night - they're nice when they're really cold.
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