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  1. Anyone with 2.5 acres near Gatwick Airport with a rabbit problem that needs immediate attention. Only has to contact me, arrange transport and digs from the Midlands and away we go. Mind you there will be two of us. Oh and by the way, Marstons pedigree is the beer of choice and after 8.00 pm I like gin. See you soon. Jok.
  2. Well the best of luck there then. They are a canny bird and the most difficult to trap. Actually I've never heard of anyone using a decoy bird. Would be interesting to have a trail cam recording to see what the real magpie makes of it all. Presumably you using rubber eggs as well ffs. Jok.
  3. At your age shudder the thought.ffs. Jok.
  4. Photo Willy Micky you'll get in trouble. Jok.
  5. Now I know you think I'm taking the piss but put a little trust in THL members. A box of matches is one of the best ways of getting a magpies interest. Give it a good old rattle a few times a minute and you will get their attention. After that though it's down to your guile to get the barstuard said into the Larson. Don"t forget, since you've put this up, that a live call bird needs shelter and water. That is if you catch a fckr. Good luck. Jok.
  6. Hi Mike. Can you give us all a little bit more information as to what market research you are conducting and why. Just being nosy really.mjok.
  7. As above. Joe Irvine. When I was trialling spaniels his word was god. One of his most famous comments was that when your dog is on the lead he/she could do what it wants. When off the the lead it does as you command. I did quite well. Jok.
  8. What an amazing picture. You find something every time you go back to it. Still no camel though ffs. Jok.
  9. Ffs. Who would want the noisy little blighters? Jok.
  10. Right then mole catcher where do I get one of them gadgets.? Jok.
  11. Now you guys. Sorry to piss on your chips. Anyone on here who knows Stoney Cove dive centre in Leicestershire knows full well that that, not only are there record perch but also some huge pike. Because there is no fishing allowed, these things have gone to huge sizes. I've dived there for years and met these guys full on and believe me , they are big. Bet the British record is in there. Jok.
  12. What a very strange way to try to introduce yourselves to the forum. What do you want to change? Jok.
  13. All of the above. However, one way we succeeded was to use a sewelling rope with a pennant about every yard or so. The blighters didn't like it so they flew. Must admit though that feeding well away from the main pond certainly works well. Dogs in the water just infuriates the dogs because they can't get close to what they perceive as a retrieve. Good luck. And by the way, when the ponds start freezing, you won't have a problem lol. Jok.
  14. Hell. I still like watching your vids and especially the Jokbox. Keep it going pal. Jok.
  15. Bet GruFfalo griff would like that vice. Don't see many of them about. Jok
  16. Is that a single shot Laurona? Jok.
  17. Socks. What, if anything, is it going to be used for ffs. Jok.
  18. Unusual you might say. Jok.
  19. Well put my foot in it but They look like bell peppers which are very mild indeed. Take one off and knaw the thing then you'll know.good luck. Jok.
  20. Glad I ain't playing on that golf course pal. Looks more like a football training area ffs. Nice result however . Jok.
  21. Eh up son. Nice to see you on here again. Just a suggestion. My mate puts a tray of cat litter in the run and low and behold it works. Every 3/4 days a simple empty out and job done. Might work for your mate. Jok.
  22. Well my old son. Did you think to ask your local farmer?? Most allotments are council run but a bit of a garden on someone's land surely can be a possible. If the farmer owns the land then he can do what he wants but I'll guarantee he won't want a load of unknowns wandering about his property. I'd say a non starter. Jmo. Jok.
  23. Terry. Pop up a picture mate. What type of battery is it and what terminals? Jok.
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