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mel b

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  1. That's pretty much the way that millions of us are seeing things right now ?.
  2. Pop/drinks always used to make me chuckle . My kids always need a range of drinks in the house . Orange juice with bits in. Orange juice without bits in. Full fat coke. Diet coke. Fanta Orange. Dr pepper. Cloudy lemonade . A range of cordials . When I was a kid , we had inside drinks and outside drinks . Inside was tap water , and outside was tap water from the hose pipe ?. We always had a choice at mealtime though . Eat it , or , feckin leave it . ( I don't remember any of us ever leaving anything). ?.
  3. And I can remember when all this was just fields ?.
  4. My kids think that the world is about to end if the Internet goes off for 15 minutes ?. My kids also don't understand that candles were to give light , not just smell nice ?. I know that I didn't have the easiest time growing up , but I also know that many people had it much tougher than I did . My mate lived with his family , in an old railway carriage in a scrapyard . They drank out of jam jars , and his old man gave them all a beating every night when he was drunk.
  5. I know that going to bed hungry feeling all too well . I reckon that's why I'm a fat feck now . I eat any food at any time , because it still feels like you don't know when you'll get your next meal. My kids also can't comprehend that. Their was never enough food to go around. You had to wear second hand clothes. I didn't have a bed , and I slept on a sofa under old army blankets. Gas and electricity could be cut off , and you'd sit in the house with candles ( that weren't scented). Any parent/teacher/adult , could give you a beating ,just because they felt like i
  6. mel b

    Tatsblisters

    From the feelings displayed on this thread , it's very clear to see how strongly people felt , and still feel all these years later. My late father ( ex steel worker) , supported miners every step of the way , but he didn't have a good word to say about Arthur Scargill . I also have an old mate ( retired senior detective) , that policed the picket lines as a younger constable . He always said that the majority of the police officers also supported the miners.
  7. Were on for a bumper ginger harvest , of the very finest quality this year . One ginger plug, will have you galloping like red rum . Their was talk of a , red bull , viagra , and ginger , suppository, but scientists think that the average human body just couldn't cope with such a powerful concoction . (I reckon you'd be OK though shagger ?).
  8. I did , he even sent me a thankyou card.
  9. You're definitely a bummer if you wouldn't jump on her dude ?. She's an eejit , but she's a right fit cougar ?.
  10. I must be honest , I've never been known for having high standards ?.
  11. I agree, It's a cracking watch mack?.
  12. Yep , they've just burst out of the closet , covered in glitter and pink bows ???
  13. I've just been looking at Holly Willoughby on the telly , and I reckon that any bloke that says he wouldn't throw a leg across her , is either a liar , or an even bigger homo than schofield ?.
  14. I wouldn't like to call it to be honest BB. He's already done the " I'm sorry , but , I really didn't do anything wrong " interview. It'll either be a Prince Andrew style pr disaster , or , some daft xxxxx will start feeling sorry for him , and he'll be on his way back to fame and fortune. I'm not really sure what to make of it all . One thing is for sure though . Even at very best , he's a liar and a cheat , that could never be trusted by anyone.
  15. The poor chap has lost everything . All he has left is more money in the bank than he'll ever need , and a few massively expensive houses. He'll just have to struggle along for a few months , until everyone has forgotten that he's a nonce , then he'll be back on the telly.
  16. I hope it all goes well mate ?.
  17. For 30k a month , I'd be waking him up every morning, and saying " come on , hop on " ?.
  18. That looks fantastic ?.
  19. mel b

    My mate

    It's not the sort of thing that anyone really likes to talk about on here mate ?.
  20. He's mainly into threesomes with Reubenesque ladies ?.
  21. Xxxxxxx animals. They should be put down.
  22. Rolfe Harris is dead. His condition is said to be satisfactory.
  23. Reaching or reached out .
  24. I work with a load of relatively young men . Many of them talk utter shite , that I can barely understand.
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