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  1. mel b
    That's a shame . It would be great sport , and a good feed .
  2. mel b
    Have you got a fishing rod ?.
  3. mel b
    I'd been a monthly donator to RNLI for many many years , but I stopped my direct debit months ago. It became clear to me( and I suspect , many thousands of others), that any money that I donated , was being diverted, to pay for illegal immigrants , to cross the Channel, and funds were being taken away from other areas where it was desperately needed.
  4. mel b
    Just as any true countryman would do . well done sir
  5. mel b
    That looks bang on tomo .
  6. mel b
    What did they taste like? .
  7. mel b
    You'd feel a right spanner if you had it carbon dated , and it came off someone's sandwich a fortnight ago .
  8. mel b
    We're you burt Reynolds?
  9. mel b
    Yeah , that's just what I was gonna say
  10. mel b

    Thrill seeking

    mel b replied to NEWKID's topic in General Talk

    Piece of cake . I almost shat my undercrackers just watching the video
  11. mel b

    GB NEWS

    mel b replied to scotty12's topic in General Talk

    Have I missed something?.
  12. mel b
    Ain't that just typical . I once sprained my ankle while I was out shooting. I was about 200 yards away from the car( that I'd left running , with my phone on the seat ). My foot and leg went black within minutes , and I was in a right feckin mess. When I went over , it felt and made a noise , like I'd snapped my ankle clean off . I sprained my ankle chasing a chicken , that had come over from the free range chicken place next door. In the space of a month , I knocked myself out twice( on the same tree), and sprained my ankle, all chasing chickens . What a knob .
  13. mel b
    Now that looks feckin painful
  14. mel b
    Sounds like you hit the jackpot Rs .
  15. mel b
    Absolutely fantastic dude. You're living the dream . It'll take some graft, but imagine how great it'll feel ???
  16. mel b
    Yes , but it's still feeling a bit ruff ?
  17. mel b
    I'd be on that like a tramp on hot chips ?.
  18. mel b
    Oh my god , a , naked , fat , crazy , woman with a gun . I'm in love ?.
  19. mel b
    I'm sorry mate , but Theirs just too much plate left around the edge of that food ?
  20. mel b
    That's the ones ?.
  21. mel b
    You're very welcome gentlemen ???.
  22. mel b
    I must confess to liking ladies of a certain age , that have taken care of themselves. ???
  23. mel b
    As long as you don't look at his tackle , you're good to go ??.
  24. mel b
    I choose to ignore her testicles and Penis , and go straight for a txx wxxx ?.
  25. mel b
    I remember you posting that pic mack. What I remember most is the old birds nips in the tight t shirt ?
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