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mel b

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  1. I was trying my best to sound polite .
  2. It's awful that someone can do as she did , and get so handsomely rewarded for her wrong doings. I'm no left winger , that hates the people at the top earning big money , if you earn it , then fair play to you , but in this instance , she deserves to be put in stocks , for people to throw rotten tomatoes at her.
  3. We stumbled across a really cheap company on ebay , that were only a mile from my house . They're a bit of a pain to deal with , but worth the effort for the cost saving. I did the roof on my wife's workshop , and when we went there to collect the sheets, he'd got some 10' x 3'7' sheets left over from a job , and I'm sure that I only paid about £15.00 each for them . He even threw in a couple for free. He also had ,grey , box profile sheets , that were left over , and I think that they were about a tenner.
  4. Corrugated metal sheets aren't too expensive. I did my caravan roof with green ones. Iirc I paid £20 each , for 10' x 3'7" sheets . The box profile sheets were much cheaper.
  5. It would be nice to think that she handed it back for the right reasons, but we all know that she didn't. I doubt it , but we can only hope that her and her cronies , get to stand in front of a jury in the future , and see real justice done.
  6. That sounds like some of the women from the dating sites . Not the sweaty left knacker though .
  7. Each to their own , but It's just something that personally I wouldn't do . I wouldn't mess around with a married woman, anymore than I'd mess around behind my wife's back. Now an older woman , is a fine thing indeed .
  8. You've always got a stiffy you old stallion. Rumour has it that brutt33 was made from your sweat , as you've been making women swoon since 1972 , and that Engelbert Humperdink built himself in your image .
  9. I used to treat my cock like I'd just found it in a dustbin , and having fun with single women is one thing , but doing the same with married women is a whole different ball of wax.
  10. That's also very true . At the time I was on the dating sites , I was probably pretty broken myself. Life had given me a bit of a kicking.
  11. Spot on . I could never see what women find so attractive about doormen , I just took full advantage of the situation. Funny really , because I worked the doors when I was younger , and I never took any notice of the attention that you get. The only time I really noticed it , was when I worked at gay bars , I really didn't like that sort of attention at all . Apparently I'm a bear .
  12. I was happily married for years , life was fantastic , and I never ever glanced at other women . It was only sometime after I'd lost my wife , and wound my mate up on a dating site , that I sort of fell into it , but feck me , once the Cork had popped , that was it , that genie was never going back in the bottle . To be honest , being married to someone you care about is much more satisfying all round. It's easy for me to say that though , because both of my marriages have been very happy . I work with married guys that haven't had sex for years , and don't even like their wives. I cert
  13. I threw my leg across them all except one ( she was rough as all hell , and had only been out of prison for a week ). I may have missed the ride of my life , but she was a step too far , even for someone with my notoriously low standards . I worked my way through , smooch , plenty of fish , and match .com .( match .com was far better quality). I came to the conclusion that it was better to hate myself for doing it , than look back and regret not doing it . You know those 18yr olds you turned down when you were 18yrs old , then as a 40year old you look back and realise that she wa
  14. It was all sort of accidental really. I'd been with my late wife since we were kids , we were very happily married, and I didn't have the slightest interest in other women. One day , myself and a shooting mate , joined a dating site , as a woman ( a really stunning nurse ), to wind up another shooting mate , that was already on the dating site. We arranged to meet him ( as the nurse), but me and my mate were sitting there with big grins . Anyway. Following all the attention I'd had as a stunning nurse . I thought I'd join as a bloke . It came as a bit of a s
  15. Lot to be said for using casual staff
  16. It wasn't my proudest moment, I must admit🫣
  17. If she had a shred of integrity, she'd hand it back straight away. Hopefully it'll get ripped from her gnarled grasp .
  18. Get well soon bud , and happy birthday. I love brown stew . My daughter often makes it , and always sends me some over.
  19. Now there's another story. A year or so after the good lady and myself had got married. My lads phone packed up . My Mrs said " ill just give him that old one in the drawer " . She walked into the living room , handed me the phone (with a rather angry look on her face), and said " youll need to delete your fecking filth off the phone" !. I thought I'd deleted everything off this phone , but when I looked , it was full of pics of a much younger , and indecently fit ex girlfriend , and we were doing just about everything you've ever seen in a porn film , or imagined in your mind.
  20. This thread has made me remember the ring collectors that I've known . The first one is a bloke I work with . He has about a dozen engagement rings in his bedside drawer . All of them came from argos , and the only one that cost more than £25.00 , is the one that his girlfriend lent him £600 to buy . He spent £60.00 on her ring , and blew the rest in the pub. The second one , was a woman that I met through a dating site , when I was going through my slag phase. This woman was completely nuts , and I met her with the full knowledge that she was bat crap crazy ,BUT , she was absolutely
  21. That's exactly the same thing that I said to my daughters boyfriend when I first met him . When she first brought him to the house , she said please be dressed dad , as years before she'd brought a boyfriend home , and I was sat at the kitchen table , wearing my pants , with blood up my arms , cleaning a gun or sharpening a knife (too long ago to remember now). The main thing that I remember about her previous boyfriend, was that he was never really very comfortable around me , and I always had the feeling that he'd bolt like a rabbit if I moved too quickly . I can't really rememb
  22. I paid about £200 each for our wedding rings , and about £300 for her engagement ring , that was 11years ago. It was a registry office wedding , with just our kids , parents , and brothers and sisters , then we all went to a nearby posh foody pub for a Meal( the pub had put up ballons and banners etc that we didnt expect) . The honeymoon was two nights in a b+b in Rhyl. She made her own wedding dress , and I got married in a suit from asda, that had a posh waistcoat , and silk tie , that she also made. We dropped everyone else we know a text afterwards , to let them know that we'd got m
  23. Tell you what Keith. I read your post on here , and how positive you keep yourself, and I reckon you're one of the toughest blokes I've ever come across . Absolute respect sir . I wish you all the best for a full and speedy recovery .
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