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mel b

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  1. I didn't even know that they came in different colours ?.
  2. Cheers Arry . I never knew that such a thing existed.
  3. Please excuse my ignorance , but , what are the orange berries ?.
  4. It shames me to say it , but I've had mine out for less ?.
  5. Some top BBC presenter , supposedly paying for pics of a 17 year old boy/girl.
  6. I think I may have been undercut by paddy luke. He's going for the little pink acorn pics , but I'm going full on mouse dick ?
  7. Not a chance , I'm going for the full three inches ?.
  8. I wish you'd feck off , you're ruining my pension plan ?.
  9. To the member that just sent me an offer of 40p for a pic of my dick . Don't be such a cheapskate. I'm selling the pics for £1.00 per inch . Send me a fiver , and I'll send you the change?
  10. I'd have given anything at 17years old , to have sent a picture of my dick to an old perv that would give me 35k . To all those old pervs that might be reading this . It's not too late , send me the 35k and I'll send the pics ?.
  11. mel b

    On farm kill

    I'm not keen on the sound of those pancakes dude.
  12. mel b

    On farm kill

    Did it in any way resemble normal meat again ?. It looks great in both pics ?.
  13. mel b

    How many?

    I've recently ( last year) started fishing again , and I really fancied it . It was that whole foxdropper and greyman thing that put me off . It might have put others off as well.?
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    On farm kill

    I'd have a go at that. It looks like jerky .?
  15. Glad to here you're OK mate . Here's to a swift recovery ?.
  16. I've been going through a sweetcorn phase for the last couple of years , and I absolutely love it . Before that , I only ever used it as fishing bait ?.
  17. No jealousy from me dude . My integrity is worth much more to me than any amount of money. Using your dead fathers good name , in an attempt to decieve , is the behaviour of a scumbag.
  18. Relatively wealthy people , behaving in a stereotypical manner . What they've done may not exactly be illegal, but theyre still f***ing scumbags.
  19. Rabbit , bacon , and leek , pie. Simple but effective ?.
  20. Now you're talking , I do like a breakfast pudding ???.
  21. Them please try harder next time , and cover the offending gap with another egg , more bacon , and maybe an extra sausage or two ??.
  22. I'm sorry bud , but it's just not a breakfast if you can still see plate ?
  23. We don't feel like a very rich country at the moment( at my working class end of things anyway). The country feels damaged beyond repair.
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