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Blackbriar

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  1. ......especially if your dog can climb trees!
  2. its up to us as parents to teach our kids to stay away from these scum.... these little white tarts dont help them selfs tho tbh.....they think its coolto be hanging with the blacks and pakis as its seen as cool to most of them for what ever reason.white kids now days talk more black than the blacks Wag-wan? ! I' 'ope y'ain't dissing me man,or me and my brethren will merc ya,blood - ya get me? Innit doe? (No! I've got no idea what it means either!)
  3. Did you slap on the Factor 50 this weekend? Or did you gently baste all day at Gas Mark 5? Hopefully, you didn't wake up looking like these pillocks.... http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sunburn-gallery-best-worst-suntan-2042856
  4. 60 people have complained about this ad, saying it is 'racist'. Or is it just harmless fun? http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=GB&hl=en-GB&v=9UprxM_aBWk
  5. Mario's in Olney,Bucks is pretty good - and I had a deep fried Mars bar in Paisley a few years ago (F***ING DISGUSTING!). I really wanted to try the deep fried kebab, but bottled it!
  6. J - tell me you didn't dig that by hand ! My old pond was about 4,000 litres and digging it nearly killed me!
  7. What must Chinese TV ads be like? "Accident at work? Probably your own fault, you clumsy twat!"
  8. Is every Russian stark,staring mad? The guy in the petrol station must have seen all his burthdays at once!!
  9. I'd maybe speak to Malt on here, he's a nice bloke and local to you. Well, he's local to you, anyway............... .(I feel a warning point coming my way!)
  10. A dog can walk beside you, a ferret or catapult can be pocketed! A gun can't, so if you get one don't be careless with it - sounds obvious,I know, but I've had a police officer pointing the dangerous end of a Glock at me. (Mistaken identity, but no less terrifying! Try to hunt out locals who will let you tag along (offer to carry the gear), and try as many 'disciplines' as you can , to see which one suits you. Whatever you decide, enjoy it!! Good luck. BB
  11. Great shooting,mate! Shame you missed the Woodies, though ?
  12. I've often thought that the ballot paper should be changed - underneath the list of candidates should be a tick-box designated as "none of the above" ! Might be interesting to see how many voters turned out to make a point of deliberately voting for no-one at all! I have to confess that I haven't voted for a long time - not because I'm lazy or apathetic, but because none of the mainstream parties adequately represent my views and opinions. I don't trust politicians, I don't believe them and, most importantly, I don't believe in them. In the 70s and 80s, you knew the two main parties had
  13. Not necessarily advocating this group, but came across this.... http://englandisourscom.ipage.com/england/suicides-blair-says-price-justified/
  14. Wish I could meet the little cnut - he'd soon change his fecking name back!!
  15. They've helpfully posted a list of street collections on their website..... http://www.animalaid.org.uk/h/n/ACTIVE/collections/ALL/710/#dates ......if the vehicle is seen and is still not in order, what should a decent,law-abiding citizen do????
  16. Voice of an angel......liver of a piss-head!!
  17. Lol at stan,, love that dry sence of humer,, I still run on XP, and I'm a social pariah - but that's mostly because I'm a horrible ba5tard ! Stan knows a thing or two about lingering painful deaths, so this could be good advice!!
  18. good question mate.i think we know the answer They would have been as welcome as a bacon sandwich at a Bar Mitzfah !!
  19. Tip for some of the young ladies I've seen today. Don't wear a crop-top if your belly goes flop-flop!!

    1. Sjt657

      Sjt657

      It's close but my belly still doesn't go out past my tits ;)

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      I must confess that my belly does indeed go out past my tits!The shame of it!

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      its all gone tits up lol

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  20. This fine young man's tragic and senseless death seems to have galvanised some kind of unity in the country, but in the hands of our leaders, the opportunity will, once again I fear, be squandered. The heart of a nation has been broken - but Cameron, and the rest of them, used it as a nice photo opportunity! The sight of his young son in the T-shirt, carrying the legend 'My Daddy, my hero', was so moving it bordered on painful. Drummer Rigby must never be forgotten, and this foul act must not be allowed to go unchallenged.
  21. How many G4S staff does it take to change a lightbulb? 4 soldiers and a policemen!
  22. Feed pellets, airgun pellets.............?
  23. Went for my regular check-up today,and they insisted on a rectal examination. Do you think I should change my dentist?

    1. pip1968

      pip1968

      did you get a filling then lol

    2. Lab
  24. Are you sure that doesn't move when you're not looking??? Superb work!!
  25. He must have been taking a hell of a dump to be reading that book..... http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/09/man-attacked-by-fox-while-sitting-on-toilet-3874887/ ...and why didn't they catch the fox while they were taking it's picture!
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