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  1. Blackbriar
    We spend so much time wondering' whether we could', and don't stop to think 'whether we should'!
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    I'm going to go against the trend here. I've had one of these for almost a year now, and I've found it to be consistent, pretty quiet,accurate and powerful (once you've bedded it in). It's little on the heavy side, but that's usual with a springer I suppose. As an 'entry level' rifle it's good value as the price includes a moderator and scope, but I think the comments on the asking price are valid - I happily paid £169 (new!). In a nutshell, in my opinion, it's a good value rifle that's given me a lot of enjoyment, and isn't that what it's all supposed to be about?? Hope this helps! All
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    It's a quarter of a million pounder!! Sorry!
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    Terrace chants and 'sick' jokes perhaps serve the same purpose - to provoke a reaction?
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    Hey Skot! Long time,no see!! He's right,Mickey - keep it clean and avoid the problem! Prevention is better than cure.
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    God, they've got sexy eyes.. .
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    I thought some of mine were close to the knuckle..............
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    Looks like we've ran out of steam, so here's one more....... I went to the doctor's today, and he told me to stop w*nking. I asked why and he said "Because I'm trying to take your blood pressure!" I have enjoyed our cosy little chat - cheers,lads!
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    What do you do after raping a deaf, dumb and blind girl? Break her fingers so she can't tell anyone! (Even by my own depraved standards, that's bad !)
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    Xmas lights always remind me of niggers - they're all chained together, only half of them work and they look best hanging from a tree!
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    I think this one's pretty bad...... What's the difference between a dead prostitute and an onion? I cried when I cut the onion up ! But I think this one pushes it about as far as you can go...... What's 18 inches long,stiff and keeps women awake at night? Cot death !
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    What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney!
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    I'm an asshole, and I'm f***ing proud of it..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs
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    What's black and blue and hates sex? The 6 year old locked in my cellar!
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    Hello,mate! You will find everything you need to know -and lots more besides - here. Enjoy!!
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    Let's put aside the likes of Frankie Boyle, Jimmy Carr and Ricky Gervais for a minute. In my experience, a lot of us use 'black comedy' to help us cope with painful or traumatic events. I have been told some of the most 'challenging' paedophile jokes I've ever heard by someone who was horrifically abused as a child - this person laughs out loud at them! I know some great jokes about heart attacks - I had 2 arterial stents fitted, following a heart attack in 2008, when I was only 45! If anyone finds my humour offensive, then I'm truly sorry, not for the joke, but because it's not my
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    Now this is poor taste at it's poorest. I p***ed myself when I first saw this..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QOIRuc6sZU
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    can see this going off-line.............. I don't take it that seriously!
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    Stripes, I would engage you in a battle of wits, but I never fight an unarmed man.
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    If your that selective about your jokes, then you should know when to keep your gob shut.. sorry to hear about your mrs,, you should have more sense then. Read the first line of my post again,mate! There are situations when I think "I know a joke about this", but I don't do it because it would not be appropriate, for whatever reason! I read it the first time jokeboy, your problem is you chose the wrong company matey. bad timing, bad taste, wrong person. If we were all afraid of upsetting someone every time we spoke,,,,,,,,,,,,,
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    If your that selective about your jokes, then you should know when to keep your gob shut.. sorry to hear about your mrs,, you should have more sense then. Read the first line of my post again,mate! There are situations when I think "I know a joke about this", but I don't do it because it would not be appropriate, for whatever reason!
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    or a fat girls pussy....................or your Mum when I come over for tea...... Or Shannon Matthews in the wardrobe... Too Far? Not at all - I'll bet she was probably as stiff as Jimmy Savile at a Scout convention !
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    The crux of shocking humour is choosing which company you tell it to ! I'll give you some examples - someone mentioned the cancer joke i posted on my status. My wife is a cancer survivor, and she found the joke 'quite funny' - she didn't split her sides, but she didn't flounce out in a huff either! No sense of humour,her! I know several Madeleine McCann jokes, but I would never have repeated them to her father, when he treated me for a coronary in 2008! Did you have a laugh at the Princess Di, Michael Jackson or Jimmy Savile gags?? I am from a Catholic family (i'm atheist myself), but I
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    I love poor- taste humour. the poorer, the better in fact! I know jokes that make people recoil in horror - whether it's about paedophiles,cancer,AIDS,race or religion, if it's offensive I'll probably find it funny! So, should humour be censored, should any subject should be 'off-limits', or is it just a joke? (For the easily offended,I'm not going to tell any - at least not yet!)
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    A woman won backing on Dragon's Den for ice cream that could be eaten by people with all manner of intolerances, and she has expanded the range recently, to include ready meals and so on....... I'm pretty sure it's all available at Sainsbury's. Found it! Here you go.....http://www.kirstys.co.uk/
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