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  1. Blackbriar
    Wonder how they'd get on in St.Anns - down there, if they like you, they let you live!! (I speak from experience!)
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    What do you call a Paki with 2 slices of gammon on his head? More Ham-head!! (What do you call a Paki police informer? Wazim )
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    The suffering of that poor woman is truly unimagineable! Went to her grave not knowing what happened to her little boy - she,too, campaigned relentlessly, but no visits from the Home Sec, public enquiries or seat in the Lords. When is Mrs.Lawrence going to let this lie?
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    Thanks for that - I'll bear it in mind for the future.
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    Think you've probably done that before,mate! Superb!!
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    A woman went to the doctor, complaining of stomach pains.He examined her and said "You'll need to get used to sleepless nights,with bouts of crying and nappy changing". "Why? Am I pregnant?" she asks. "No" says the doctor"You've got bowel cancer!" (Do you think that one's a bit much?)

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      It's only a joke...if you don't like it,don't laugh!!

    2. stripes

      stripes

      members on here have lost loved ones due to cancer

    3. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      So have I - that has no bearing on the joke!

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    I am prepared to live in peace, in my own country, with anyone who is prepared to do the same. But......... because it is my country, the peace should be on my terms.
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    What's brown and runny? Usain Bolt!!

    1. walshie

      walshie

      What's brown and sticky? A stick. lol

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      What's white and milky? Milk! We could go on like this for ages.....

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    Tapering is claimed to increase band speed which,obviously, means the ammo fires at a greater speed. I don't really know much more, but I imagine tapering reduces the life of the bands. If I'm wrong, I'm sure I'll be corrected.............. You could take a look at this....http://slingshotforum.com/
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    It is illegal to release any non-native species into the wild without specific permission - whether it was found injured,hand-reared, accidentally trapped or whatever. I didn't see the programme, but the lady is committing an offence if she releases a grey squirrel without specific authorisation from DEFRA. Planned release is not completely banned, as witnessed by the re-introduction of red kites,beaver, new species of bee and so on, but non-native release is very tightly controlled.There are restrictions on the release of Muntjac deer, for instance, though it is allowed, while the release of
  12. Blackbriar
    my work is done Nah there's still lots to be done repeal the ban, world peace... I believe in you Paulus... I believe well if i can get desertbred to join the EDL the worlds my lobster Pope Paulus I - does have a ring to it,don't you think? whites just not my colour i don't do religion far to complicated for me Every time you see him come out on the balcony on the news, I always hope he's going to shout "Get off the f***ing lawn!" I too despise all religion, for the reason written in blue, below!
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    my work is done Nah there's still lots to be done repeal the ban, world peace... I believe in you Paulus... I believe well if i can get desertbred to join the EDL the worlds my lobster Pope Paulus I - does have a ring to it,don't you think?
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    what do you mean tapered mate? Narrower at the pouch attachment, compared to the fork attachment.
  15. Blackbriar
    Blue Pocket Rocket was also having a clear-out recently, if I remember rightly, so you could try a PM to him,too.
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    How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a garage? 6 - if I tidy up a bit first!

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    What's the differnece between a dead prostitute and a food mixer? I haven't got a food mixer in the boot of my car!

    1. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      LOL! Do you drive that new Peugeot ~ the one that says it has 'More leg room'?

       

  18. Blackbriar

    What's the difference between a dead prostitute and a food mixer? I haven't got a food mixer in the boot of my car !

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    They look like something we used when I worked for a screenprint company that printed net curtains and fabrics for Debenhams, M&S etc. We used a loading truck similar to this to feed the continuous length of fabric into the print mechanism, and one the other end, geared into the machine, to wind the finished article onto a roll. Their unique point was/is that you can pull just on one side and the fabric unrolls evenly, and when you stop pulling the fabric stops unrolling, instead of miles of fabric unfurling onto the floor. (If we're talking about the same thing)
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    There speaks a man who's never known the joy of a catty!
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    As soon as the zombie apocalypse comes, you'll fit right in !!
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    This is true - no joke! At my mother-in-law's yesterday, I heard a bell ringing and that indistinct "Any old raaa..and bowerna" that always heralds the arrival of the rag and bone man. I looked around and, sure enough, a battered old Transit is making it's way slowly up the street, the passenger ringing the handbell and wailing unintelligibly out of his window. The occupants were 2 Paki's !! Even the good Mrs.B said, "Christ - they're even putting the gypo's out of business!"
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    Hound of the Baskervilles, per chance???
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    I FEEL SICK !!!! Make the nasty man go away, Mummy !!!
  25. Blackbriar
    Someone's obviously into sadism, necrophilia and bestiality. Haven't they realised they're flogging a dead horse?
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