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Blackbriar

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  1. ....too dark to see...feels like I'm knocking on heaven's door..... Hang on in there, Stan - it's only getting dark 'cos it's half-past nine!!!
  2. Come on ,you 2 - play nicely ! Back to dogs. Like some others my Mastiff X is regularly confronted by barking, out-of-control dogs, often not on a lead. Now, my dog is pretty steady, obedient and never allowed off her lead in public, but, ultimately, she is probably stronger than the 15 stone adult man on the other end of the lead ! Yet,if she were to react one day, I'll bet she would be condemned, because of her breed cross, not because of any fault on her part. As the current laws are not enforced - how many times have you seen banned breeds, dogs clearly 'out of control in a public p
  3. Stan - are you dead yet? If not, the answer to your question is "NO".
  4. Did the tabs contain sodium metabisulphite? If so, I would see a doctor - I use these on the brewing equipment and it's a chemical very similar to bleach! Don't want to worry you unnecessarily, buddy but.....
  5. Probably attacked by Basil Bog-Brush! Boom boom !!
  6. Ramadan - putting the 'slim' back into Muslim!

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      My old Dad (god rest him)was fond of the odd racist joke

    2. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Come to think of it, how is only stuffing your gob at night classed as 'fasting'?

    3. Outlaw Pete

      Outlaw Pete

      Is that what they do??? F**king Hell! I only eat at night ~ am I a muslim? Chips and pork chops. Do I qualify? LOL!

       

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  7. Sorry mate dont think she does the yorkie stands just short of 5 inches at 4 years old, not sure of the weight but when he got his boosters they gave him what the vet described as kitten doses. Not that it matters anyway he is a little shit that gets under my feet all the time lol, i havent a clue how many times ive trod on him when out ha I'll give you that one, buddy! But only just - they are, after all, "Mummy's little babies"
  8. I'm with Gecko. they are all worthy of our utmost respect, whatever the circumstances of their service - they are all, after all, engaged in the decent and honourable defence of their, and our, country. Anyone who says otherwise is borderline traitor, as far as I'm concerned.
  9. BANG, MRS.B has you beaten in the small dog contest, I think...... The little girl in the centre is a year old, stands 6 inches to the shoulder and weighs 1.2kg, which also puts the other two into perspective! But, like I said earlier, they're treated the same as the 55kg Mastiff X they share a house with. (I've just noticed - that looks like it was taken in Bet Lynch's boudoir!!)
  10. Im sick to the back teeth of people branding anybody who wants a staffie a chav, yes many do want these dogs for the wrong reasons but why does that mean anybody who owns one is the same as those. Dont shoot me down for this but i think many bull breeds make the best pet as they want nothing more than to please and are a pleasure to own, ive put alot of time into mine and have made a great obedient dog that would shit when i asked him too ha whereas the yorkie is good for nothing other than warming your lap. The article in effect makes out that bull breeds prey on the fluffy creatures
  11. Big G, I think most of us dismissed the ideas we'd put forward as impractical, unworkable or unenforceable.So how do we 'be harder on the owners of these dogs...?'
  12. No disrespect to your family, but Xmas must be fun!
  13. Is she a veggie? mother in law that is? Not at all! Has no problem eating fluffy little chickens and brown-eyed calves! The sort of double standard that annoys the f*** out of me!!
  14. utterly agree, couldnt of put it better myself, but when your brought up with people around you, wearing the best clothes, driving the best cars, buying houses, ect ect ect, to be anything below that makes us think were missing out, and get jelouse and depressed. but the fact is, we have running water, a roof over our heads and food, its 2013 and theres still some countries that dont have that, as theyr governments are corrupt, ect ,having to walk 25 miles a day just to get dirty water, our government is fecked i know, i myself cant change that, but atleast were alive
  15. Endorse what BANG says, and I'm sure we'd be happy to help you if we can - don't be afraid to ask.
  16. How about a more comprehensive license like a drivers so more difficult to counterfeit with all the owners, details and microchip number. Like a fca it has to be carried when the dog is out in public so if necessary dog can be checked on the spot . Then price it accordingly. All adds to the cost,Brewie, and the fukkwitts are just going to ignore it - like they do with other laws that don't suit them. Once again , the many are penalised for the actions of a few twats!
  17. all that'd happen is you'd have a load of chavs with uninsured dogs, and us normal folk would be paying through the nose for it even though it's completely unnecessary if you're a responsible dog owner. Insurance companies fleece us enough as it is IMO. The only way an idea like this would be enforceable would be for the dog to have to wear a disc on it's collar, so it's visible, like a car's tax disc, but every system is open to abuse. (Mind you lots of owners don't even seem aware that an identifying disc on the dog's collar is required by law.) Again...and don't think I'm trying
  18. My last blood sample had a head on it!!
  19. Mrs.B is OK with it all and even loves going fishing.Got my first rifle and made a couple of catty's this year (late starter!).Mother-in-law is a pain in the ar5e, though."Why would you kill a fluffy bunny", "How can you eat Bambi?" and all that bollox. The other week, she asked me, without a hint of humour, whether farmers take the sheep in out of the rain!! FFS!!!
  20. What if you're an Irish dog..................?
  21. What?? Have you been on the funny fags again,Tomo??
  22. Don't see the problem, Fra. Oh, hang on, I see it now!
  23. I heard that the gorilla was actually on Brian May's roof, so he called the ArsePCA to remove it........... The inspector duly arrived and unloaded a baseball bat, a Staffie and a shotgun. Brian wanted to know what all the kit was for, so the Inspector explained. "I'm going up on the roof and I'll threaten the gorilla with the baseball bat.When he falls off, the dog bites him in the knackers until he's subdued." "So what's the shotgun for?" asks Brian May. The Inspector says, "If I fall off first, shoot the f***ing dog!"
  24. all that'd happen is you'd have a load of chavs with uninsured dogs, and us normal folk would be paying through the nose for it even though it's completely unnecessary if you're a responsible dog owner. Insurance companies fleece us enough as it is IMO. The only way an idea like this would be enforceable would be for the dog to have to wear a disc on it's collar, so it's visible, like a car's tax disc, but every system is open to abuse. (Mind you lots of owners don't even seem aware that an identifying disc on the dog's collar is already required by law.)
  25. Cheers Tomo!! Will look into this - Mrs.B has advanced fibromyalgia. Very poor mobility, terrible pain etc - she's seeing the pain management consultant next week and says she'll bring it up with her, see what the 'offical' line is!
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