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    I hear there is footage on youtube of travellers having fits whilst shouting about being the king, and various other brain damaged waffle
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    What's going on ?
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    Tramontina machete, and a golf course sand bunker rake
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    Some people say the same thing about Tom Jones
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    You can use them straight away if they are naturally straight, but if you want to heat them up and straighten them up they need to be dried out or they will return back to their natural shape, hazel is very good as it is often straight enough naturally
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    spoilt!!! It's a hard, hard life for us !
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    An orange, mixed nuts, and a small toy
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    fill a refridgerator that x Need to carry a coolbox every time you take one of them for a walk
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    Nice of her that but what are her breasts like?; ) The lass in my local butchers has a pair like home brew
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    Are gypos the funny looking creatures that put their hands in petrol for twenty minutes every night ?
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    Cut some hazel sticks, then tie them together in a bunch with rope at each end and in the middle then leave them in a shed to season for about a year
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    Slowly , slowly catch the monkey Hartlepool heritage
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    Hammers and screwdrivers, what is this shit a carpentry job gone wrong ?
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    Toby the hoover, the sire to Merlin was a bedlington cross
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    Did you report it ?
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    What does the bitch wear? Lingerie
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    Met a few like that myself mate!! Told him to get some kevlar gloves next time because rabbit can bite through bone Pair of welding gauntlets on top will give some extra protection
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    Hope everything comes good for you mate, and the hammerhead gets his. All the best
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    He'll not be able to get within striking distance of a sheep anyway weighed down with electric shock collar, tracking devices, and strait jacket etc
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    Taken the plunge ffs, you remind me of a lad i knew when i was a kid, he turned up at my door holding his new leather caser, and said i'm not going to the field incase my ball gets dirty lolol
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    We tried some stuff called paw wax years ago, think it was supposed to put a protective layer on the pads, come in a little tin like shoe polish
  22. low plains drifter
    So a cockapoopoo 3/4poodle 1/4 poo You've removed your cock
  23. low plains drifter
    Know a lad who applies that realtree nail varnish before he runs his bitch
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    They are the Destroying Angel, you will feel very ill, then better, then expire
  25. low plains drifter
    You nip the points off the nail, then maintain them at the desired length
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