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  1. low plains drifter
    Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies You know me so well There's only one Mushroom
  2. low plains drifter
    And claims the pints of milk, box of eggs and loaf of bread off the doorstep lol
  3. low plains drifter
    Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus I just start singing the song from singing in the rain and dancing about and they usually leave me be Is that with your skirt tucked into your knickers and wearing the big size 12 frog eye wellies
  4. low plains drifter
    You can jam your product up your keister and swivel on it, feckin classroom theorists i've shit em Always good to see someone come back with an educated reply. It always shows the hunting fraternity in such good light. . . . . Eloquence and Panache at all times young grasshopper
  5. low plains drifter
    You can jam your product up your keister and swivel on it, feckin classroom theorists i've shit em
  6. low plains drifter
    Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear That's the plan, if ever caught, plead insanity lol just ask them to help you back to the minibus
  7. low plains drifter
    Nobody would ever believe you were poaching Meat, not strutting about in the clobber you wear
  8. low plains drifter
    I've punished a few gobshite hammerheads with my long distance route marches, made sure they never asked to come out again, think i nearly hobbled one of them, ended up having to carry his lamp and battery as well as my own and the catch thought i was going to have to call an ambulance when he started complaining of chest pains lol
  9. low plains drifter
    All this trauma for a boot full of myxies haha, you gotta love it !
  10. low plains drifter
    That's Calcutta for you
  11. low plains drifter
    Forget about the hunting for now mate, still time to sport the bermuda shorts, hawaiin shirt and sockless crocks and get out for a good old mince round the windy fells with the pack and enjoy what's left of this indian summer
  12. low plains drifter
    I've given my lurchers the carcasses from roasted chickens for over 20 years, and know an old boy who says he always fed his racing dogs on cooked meat and bones, aswell as a few other lads who used to have a calor gas powered boiler full of whole chicken,rabbit/hare carcasses etc boiling away in an old brickshed The only problem that i've ever seen is constipation caused by overfeeding of bones both raw aswell as cooked, p.s. always remove that needle like bone from chicken legs
  13. low plains drifter
    Smart looking dog mate, you've got some stock about you
  14. low plains drifter
    Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boilingYeah, but I'd feel a proper gay cnut walking it lol You'd be able to carry it off, fit in perfectly alongside the cape and leotard and the pink hunter wellies Stop it lol it would ruin my rep and my look ffs Not to mention the gimp mask and the morris dancing
  15. low plains drifter
    Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boilingYeah, but I'd feel a proper gay cnut walking it lol You'd be able to carry it off, fit in perfectly alongside the cape and leotard and the pink hunter wellies
  16. low plains drifter
    Sounds like you could do with a feathered eared boxing machine, get the right stock and get the 17 hare casserole bubbling and boiling
  17. low plains drifter
    It takes the best of brindles to bag the mice in the dead of winter with fair law
  18. low plains drifter
    Tie a live rat to her leg
  19. low plains drifter
    last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur laughing lad!! What were you riding a light sussex or a rhode island red ?
  20. low plains drifter
    Looks like it's on it's death bed lol
  21. low plains drifter
    some mice hibernate
  22. low plains drifter
    Know what you mean mate I've got one of them saluki things aswell, need a search party and a team of bloodhounds to find where she has stashed her catch thing isn't wired right, thought I was going to have it easy with her when she was a pup she would retrieve her ball in a flash and drop it in my hand, where did it all go wrong ?
  23. low plains drifter
    Where've you been doing hard time or is it just to remote to get an internet connection where you haunt
  24. low plains drifter
    He's probably just sleeping with his big old heavy bull head pressing on the leg, just needs a bit of exercise to get the circulation flowing again
  25. low plains drifter
    Start your own line Meat, it could be the start of a dynasty especially if you can promote the blue merle type
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