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  1. I bought my boy an ital jet when he was a nipper , forty years ago now , fcuk did that get the neighbours complaining or what ! ?
  2. Who you got in mind ..?
  3. Wait till you wash it , it’ll shrink ......?
  4. Our lockdown over here is much stricter than back home , it stilll dos’nt stop all the dimwits , the Guardia have set up checkpoints to stop people from Madrid rocking up to there second homes down here , where at the moment it’s clear of the virus , 20% of all the cars they stopped at the weekend were from Madrid , one family got caught on a beach which has been closed all year because of the danger of rock falls , five of them and the f**king nanny all layed out sunbathing ..they got f**cked off by the Guardia back home ...madness ..
  5. Standard Victorinox want some beating for quality and cost ..look at butchers suppliers , they are the cheapest places I’ve found to buy them ..
  6. We had the martins back here last week and see the first swallow this Monday ..apparently these migrate from the Nile delta were the ones in uk tend to come up from South Africa ...
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    5G

    It was that quite back then you could hear the bullets whizzing about ...
  8. No guests round , still the same amount of grub ...?
  9. I’m fcuking sure he helps them on the way if they are lingering and he’s got the obituary written out . ....?
  10. Remember a lot of that is the big supermarkets putting pressure on the farmers for cheaper and cheaper produce ,, don’t get me wrong generous farmers are like rocking horseshit , you hear about it but seldom tread in it , but the supermarkets are pulling the strings ..these big supermarkets have driven what were local high streets to there knees and just to finish them off the internet and the likes of Amazon came along and dealt the death blow ..it’s a wonder any small quality food shops survive at all ..
  11. The other big difference between my parents time and my kids time is time , my old fellla used to work to pay the rent and bills, my mother looked after us kids .She shopped every day (apart from Sunday) , she cooked every day , she had time to look at what she bought ,new what to buy , food that wasn’t in season wasn’t on the menu , but fast forward fifty years my kids have mortgages ,cars , holidays etc etc , they and there other halves all work full time to pay for it ..The shopping is one day over the weekend , convenience is king , they go to one big supermarket buy everything on the li
  12. If Carlsberg did knives ....even they would probably struggle to better these ..works of art .
  13. My pal has a Bavarian ...you need put in three times what you want out of it ..purely as a tracking dog they want some beating ...but they need a knowledgable owner with the patience of a saint ..
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    Discord

    Katchum cool as a polar bears feet ...??..yea right !
  15. I blame walshie ....
  16. It’s a nightly thing out here , mind the way there dropping here there be no fcuker left soon ....over 650 today alone and we have been in lockdown for nearly two weeks ...
  17. If that’s his lot who going to take over the mortuary reporting duty ? .... rip soaks .... sorry that should read socks .. I’m out ..
  18. They look like fallow does to me ....
  19. Go , anyone asks what your doing tell them your the start of the food chain ...?
  20. Round the port areas where we are in Javea there are dozens of them , the (mainly) expats keep putting food out for them which is doing nothing but driving the problem ..a couple of women are constantly trying to raise money to buy food and are feeding more and more of the mange ridden things ..you don’t see many Spaniards chipping in to feed them for sure ..
  21. When we took over a little shoot we inherited the local feral cat problem , they were a bigger pest by far than the foxes .The old boy that had had the shooting told us he could never get on top of them , given he was eighty odd and never did much more than put a few birds down and walk them up a few days a year it’s not surprising .. Typical farm with loads of half empty sheds , hay and straw stacked everywhere there was no problem for them finding somewhere to drop the young ..took us months to get to grips with them ..
  22. I was out yesterday , empty field two hundred yards from the apartment not another person insight doing a bit of dummy work with the lab when the Guardia pull up , what you doing ? Exercising the dog ..your only allowed to walk it , you can’t stand about , walk it and go home ...two days earlier they were sitting watching me train her never said a thing ..they are proper cracking down on people walking and driving about for no reason ..
  23. First it’s Mushroom now Peterhunter .....mind at least Kenny Rogers is actually dead , Mush had got em in the box and nailed down while there still breathing ! ? Theres only room for one mortuary watcher ..... RIP ....
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