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Astanley

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  1. Pete the first part of your post depressed the fkin life out of me , scanners and soft ware !!! might as well be quantum physics to me , I can turn this lap top on and that's it , I am a proper mong with new interwebby technology , But I did phone my last living uncle up , and BINGO , hes done it all , !!! interweb , Mormons , visited Irish country churchs , parish records ,occupations ( coachman to the lord Mayor of Dublin , if you please ) I,m going to see him next week and hes going to go through it all for me , cheers
  2. You never know .....your at the fishing match , youv had a few bevvies , labs kilt swings high as he does a twirl giving you just a tantalising glimpse of prime Scottish rump , you get a bit of a twitch , one thing leads to another and next thing you know your bollock deep in a ginger Scotsman with Stewie slapping your bare arse and shouting DO IT FOR ENGLAND
  3. Has any one on here researched their family tree , any help , tips ,advise would be appreciated .thank you .....except Lab who will post something sarcastic .
  4. Its one of the things on my bucket list .
  5. `Probably because him and that gym full of wooly weirdos would get laughed at ,
  6. I,m definatly on here too much , just spoke to a mate on the phone and called him butty...ffs........

    1. foxtails

      foxtails

      nothing wrong with that but !

    2. rob190364

      rob190364

      I had never ever written or said the words bud or feck until I joined this forum!!!!

    3. johnny boy68

      johnny boy68

      Nice one butty !! lol

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  7. I used to lamp rats around the indoor pig units, shoot one rat and turn to shoot another, look back to pick the bodies and they'll all be munched by the pigs. They'll eat owt!lol i can believe mate!! these were f*****g savage with food and seeing them rip the ram to pieces was f*****g mad!!! we chucked a goose in once to and a fox lol all gone by the next day lol i miss that farm lol nobodys seen your first missus for a while
  8. Swansea are looking good , I think it will be another good year for them

    1. Malt

      Malt

      Aye, 3-0 up, just checked..

    2. PIL

      PIL

      Watched their story last night , they've come a long way in football terms .

  9. ...this royal throne of kings ,this sceptered isle this earth of majesty ,this seat of mars this other Eden , demi paradise this fortress ,built by nature for herself against infection and the hand of war this happy band of men , this little world this precious stone set in the silver sea , which serves it in the office of a wall , or as a moat defensive to a house against the envy of less happier lands this blessed plot , this earth ,this realm ,this England
  10. call it what you like ....its not gonna come
  11. Because they,re not hunters , they are contestants in a dick measuring contest .
  12. I think the thing is to know your audience , if you go to a Frnkie Boyle show , you know what your likely to hear , so to take offence would be petty ,if your with your mates you,v got a good idea about what they might or might not find offensive , its when you come out with a real sicky ,where people haven't got a choice wether they hear it or read it , that they quite rightly object .
  13. Astanley

    Lamping

    is [BANNED TEXT] mate dats the way us bull boys roll O yeeees .long ears an pandas watch out
  14. If the criteria for a Baroncy is to campaign for twenty plus years to get justice for your dead child , then I look forward to the parents of the kids taken at Hillsborough getting thiers .......oh wait they,re WHITE and working class
  15. I,v got a book on traps and 1 on cockfighting you can have .
  16. Malt , I think an apology is in order , not all cockneys are wheeler dealer wide men , there are some cracking bank robbers ,drug smugglers and pavement artists as well
  17. Coursing ...BG Scouser Lamping ....MB Kat Day time mouching ....a whippetbullx called Nipper Ratting ....also Nipper I just haven,t done enough ferreting to have an opinion on the best , and I,v never used longnets ,
  18. Get the tips and roll your fags to the same diameter , neither too tight or too loose , put a bit of orange or apple peel in your pouch to keep tobacco moist , or buy an electric ciggie and pack in in the blink of an eye .
  19. If he can picture Baw Licking a melted mars bar off Labs bum , then hes just about there
  20. Those that didn,t see it count yourselves lucky
  21. Eat your DINNER ! I don't think I,ll ever eat again , You,v fkin scarred me for life
  22. NO PETE !!!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO
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