Stewie and his brother stood by the bar watching the contestants arrive , " don,t forget "Stewie whispered ," don,t mention my bed wetting or that I,m a post op transsexual to any of these kunts , or they ,ll take the piss ""Stewies brother noticed a bush in the car park that seemed to be moving , it stopped at the door and out stepped a camoflague clad Socks , his face painted with war stripes and a grenade in each hand "oh ffs " muttered Stewie , "don,t mention the army whatever you do " before Stewies brother could say anything two kilt wearing queers arrived holding hands and singing rebel