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  1. Astanley
    I went on holiday once .
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    Always thought your mum in law was a lovely lady , tell her I said so .
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    Wtf. Lol

    Astanley replied to bob.243's topic in General Talk

    O.K I don't know if anyone else has picked up on this , and I don't want to come across as some sort of perv ,but has anyone noticed the resemblance to a womans private parts ? its probably just me .
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    Celtic

    Astanley replied to baw's topic in General Talk

    are you worried about seeing this headline again Supercallygoballisticbutcelticareatrocios !
  5. Astanley
    Great article Stabs , a really informative and entertaining read , and very educational for any budding scattologists out there ,
  6. Astanley
    a 1/4 It was worth asking that question just for that answer
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    This might sound a bit daft , as I,v never had a collie x , but apart from speed , how much difference is there between a1/2 x and a3/4 x ?
  8. Astanley
    " humble opinion " lol , there is definatley nothing humble about you .
  9. Astanley
    what is the Bbs forum ?
  10. Astanley
    Little known fact , before she became the queen , Elizabeth used to live in our street and was an office girl in the tanyards , she used to babysit us when we were kids.
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    Had a good weekend , went jet skiing ,seemed to piss off a load of scruffy ,half pissed fishermen , but it was all fun .

    1. paulus

      paulus

      they will be chucking clootie at you lol

    2. dytkos

      dytkos

      Must have been a feckin' big jetski!

    3. bobcullen79

      bobcullen79

      Ha Ha Ha.

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    It is disgusting , but it wont affect the sport as a whole . people still send kids to gymnastic classes , swimming classes ,and even let them join the scouts , these have all had their problems with nonces , but people still recognise the majority of coaches are still decent ,dedicated people
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    Whippet and a busher staffx wheaten
  14. Astanley
    I feel sorry for BPP ,
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    While the Bull terrier followers are on here , can anybody help me ? 30 or so years ago a fella showed me a photo of a bullterrier ,the photo was somewhere in Africa I think and showed some British soldiers with a big dog about 70 or maybe ibs , on the reverse of the photo was the dogs name ,rank and service no , also his military record which was something like 20 arrests and 8 kills which I was assured refered to the amount of natives it had arrested and killed , Does any one know anything about this.
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    For a limited time only , I am putting my dog at stud , £1,000 ,only to approved bitches.

    1. paulus

      paulus

      topical.....lol

    2. Astanley

      Astanley

      I have now taken 10 bookings so he is no longer at open stud

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      stan is this the same dog you had done pmsl

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    Yep , I love it when these lads get posting ,
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    The thing is every case should be judged individually ,if ten people wave a gun at policemen through a window should they all get the same sentence ? Should the cornered smack dealer , with loads of previous get the same as a long serving soldier with mental health problems , caused as a direct result of serving his country ? I don't think so , and you will have every variation inbetween , different circumstances warrant different sentences .
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    I didn,t know Johnny was a vegan
  20. Astanley
    sounds like my neighbour i just called her in a give her one. best thing i ever done she out walking it morning an night I did the same with my neighbour , it stopped him complaining .
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    No chance , you sound a bit needy ,
  22. Astanley
    Is that a yes ,shall I take it as a yes ? does that mean we are friends now ? oooooooooohhhhh yeeeeeesssssss , we are going to have such a good life together , who,s your favourite One Direction member ? I bet its the same as mine
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    I am Lab , would you like to be my friend ? go on please be my friend , we can grow to be bessies and go places together , we can talk til the wee small hours about how much we,v got in common ,we can swap pics and I,ll be able to talk to you any time of the day and night we can even stay in each others houses and take holidays together , go on Lab please I promise I won,t get all " weird and clingy " I don,t want anymore restraining orders , go on please Lab please be my friend ,say you will ATB ( fingers crossed ) p.s shall I pm you to make sure you don,t forget , or send me your phone no
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    my grandson asked his mum if I was dead the other week cos hed seen a picture of James Gandolphini in the paper saying hed died . he didn't sound that bothered about it either ,
  25. Astanley
    Those topics with the mention of "pre ban "and the obligatory whistling smiley are fooling nobody , left to run their course they encourage the less cerably gifted members to get themselves in trouble and show everyone else in a bad light .
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