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  1. Astanley
    Your right , I can,t see any one wanting you to go except maybe England fans , Rangers fans ,Ireland , saluki owners , people who find being called , fud or fanny annoying ,people who don't like MB ,
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    All the best mate
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    oh ffs don,t fk off again , I get picked on when your not here .
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    Matt , I,m a mod on another site and let me tell you , the first time you ban someone its an incredible feeling , your finger hovers above the button , your breath gets shorter and you start to sweat , you tremble with excitement and your heart pounds , all of a sudden you PRESS ,whoooosh and its all over , you feel strangly sad you light a ciggy and quietly weep the sad tears of regret .
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    I can honestly say I would like to have a pint with very nearly all the mods on here , they do a decent ,thankless job .
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    pm ing Baw , describing yourself as a god and not expecting him to start a thread about it , is like pulling your knob out in front of whippet99 and not expecting him to touch it .
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    Stewie , your a narky fker when youv got a hangover.
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    Doesn,t that show that there are far too many people on here who take this t,interweb stuff waaaaay too serious
  9. Astanley
    aahhh ..memories ..I remember my first time out with a shotgun ...the terror on that bank clerks face
  10. Astanley
    Got this pm today , I won,t say who off but he describes himself as a lamping god ffs.... Pm reads.....aw ffs Stan , ye see those wee fuds on yon fen wi those hairy eared wee plodders , typical Englishmen , see them if they were tae came up here mind they wid see a real lamping god .ps dinnae tell Lab I messaged you , he gets awfie jealous.....end of pm .
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    Benny won,t like it if you put his pms up ....ooooops
  12. Astanley
    Ah ffs that's terrible news R I P Billy .
  13. Astanley
    Congratulations mate , all the very best to you and yours
  14. Astanley
    Nobody likes a teachers pet Tommy .
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    I know the answer to this aswell I,m on a roll tonight .
  16. Astanley
    Coming on good Tud , is one a lot taller than the other ?
  17. Astanley
    Yep its obvious ,I spotted it straight away
  18. Astanley
    ffs lads your having a disagreement on t,interweb , its not important ,I,m sure your both very capable men but is it worth fighting about ? agree to differ and move on .
  19. Astanley
    I would like to hear what the fathers of those kids say .
  20. Astanley

    BBC Alba , I don,t know what they are saying , but they play some fekin decent music on there .

  21. Astanley
    Your a nice person Stewie .
  22. Astanley
    I have had my suspicions about him for a while , I think he is THE BRICK , da da da daaaaaaa
  23. Astanley
    No mate its not a good idea ,also I wouldn't stick sharp sticks in your dogs eyes .
  24. Astanley
    He is the Bricks PR man .
  25. Astanley
    Maybe he should have gone on hunger strike till Lee Rigbys family get justice , or arn,tBritish people trendy enough for him ?
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