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  1. Astanley
    O.k you got me I don't speak german , you don't get jokes ,we are even bud .
  2. Astanley
    you wont have much to celebrate come Saturday night
  3. Astanley
    I think you'll find its pronounced " hagel " Youl never hear a german shout "hagel hitler"
  4. Astanley
    In Germany its pronounced Heil.
  5. Astanley
    Unless you have ever been the victim of being put on an Anti website and having your family threatened etc etc Fair enough , I never considered that , I,m beginning to regret using my own name now
  6. Astanley
    What do you use for bushing Basil ?
  7. Astanley
    I ,v had a firstx and had great sport with her ,go for it mate .
  8. Astanley
    Here you go mate , I bought myself a patterdale , it was big and fat and black but it wouldn,t fit down fox holes , so then I took it back
  9. Astanley
    You wont be able to represent yourself in crown court , and the price of barristers starts at about £1200 a day , If your fairly articulate and don,t want to admit guilt , then you may as well represent yourself in the magistrates , its a slap on the wrist even if you get guilty , my guess is that once he knows hes got to go to court to give evidence ,he will be a no show . ATB
  10. Astanley

    At Last :)

    Astanley replied to lukey's topic in General Talk

    Congratulations mate
  11. Astanley
    Oh fuk off Pete your the man who ate his tea while laughing at the people you mentally fuked up with the ...its Friday,,picture
  12. Astanley
    Tbh I can,t understand the need , bordering on obsession for anonymity .
  13. Astanley
    I don,t care , I,ll be dead .
  14. Astanley
    Robert the bruce lee
  15. Astanley
    Sure it wasn't two guys talking and pointing at you saying "see that boy over there George....clown eh???"....:-) O.K you,v made me cry . are you happy now ? Do you enjoy being the forum bully ?you know I have self esteem issues , yet you continue to poke fun at me and ridicule my appearance .I hope your very proud of yourself .
  16. Astanley
    NO , but funnily enough Paddy was wearing a mankini , some one must have got photos
  17. Astanley
    I was at a show yesterday , and my resemblance to George Clooney was mentioned a lot .
  18. Astanley

    A good thread locked because of some mod fixated , shite spouting weirdo

  19. Astanley
    Its like a vicious circle , for every locked/deleted thread , there are three " who me " what have I done " threads , its the same dim wits all the time ,doing their best to give coursing and the Irish a bad name .
  20. Astanley
    I think because you are a professional and therefore have higher standards it makes more of a difference , for most lads a bit of mayhem and ill discipline is par for the course
  21. Astanley
    My last earner was stripping down a stolen combine .
  22. Astanley
    I thought with a cracking name like Alex Stan he,d be a lot cooler .
  23. Astanley
    I used to go lamping in Wales and can tell you the usual tales of having to peep at men shagging sheep while trying to hide behind bales
  24. Astanley
    exactly !
  25. Astanley
    Pete , after seeing the state of that shirt the other day ,I would hate to see the gusset of those keks after a decade .
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