Astanley
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A fella from cornwall has just challenged me to a lamping match over two nights in September ,Its a bit early in the season for me and I,m notinto all this competition and big numbers lark ,but his dog has just won a couple of bag chasing races and hes got his picture in the cmw so hes coming all Bertie big bollocks about it . so come September Im going down to shut his silly boasting up
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Stewie , personally I think your right to be worried ,there is so much that can go wrong , apart from having drunkards there youv got the druggies with this new clootie drug mix all this with racists , nationalists ,bigots , anti semetics , gays and homophobes ( and that's just Labs car )and youv got a recipe for disaster ,. Under hand tactics at the match , arguments about cheating ,randy Welshmen bothering the local flock , thieving scousers , miserable brummies .....disaster my friend fekin disaster . Or it could go great and you will be a hero .xxxxx
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No chance , I,m not built for running , I,d be the sad feker at the back with a bulls horn jammed up my arse.
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I would love to see a bullfight .I,m sure I would have conflicting emotions about it , but its something Im determined to experience first hand .
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Made my day , brilliant , thank you .
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You asked , got some decent replies off people trying to be helpful , and then you call them ! if I wasn't such a polite mild mannered sort of man I would call you a ..proper kunt .
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just realised I left myself wide open there
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You'd have been in your late twenties then, surely she didn't still give you the slipper? Slipper ? ffs I dreamt of being hit with a slipper .
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My heavy handed Scottish mother was Celtic mad ,1967 was a good year for me ,
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okay....... Yea pretty much never to be repeated in today's game. Real team spirit back then and to get that quality to be the best in Europe all within 25 miles of celtic park, truly remarkable. your getting paranoid in your old age mate , I meant every word , being first was good , but every player local !!!! wow
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Talking about stars on shirts , I v got to admit Celtics is special , the birthplace of all the players involved makes it so .
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Its still a pup mate , have you been letting it chase rabbits down the side of hedgerows that it has no chance of catching ? that will soon sicken it mate , give it time , if you get it out ferreting make its first few rabbits as easy as possible , as said maybe take it out with another dog and let jealousy play its part , you said youv got it for life , so whats the hurry / enjoy it and don't dwell on what it cant do ,atb
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Just a pre season friendly so I couldn't give a rats arse if Celtic play their " big guns " then they might keep it to a single digit defeat .
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Hemmingway,s ....Death in the afternoon,,, is a must read to give an understanding of bullfighting , one of the best books ever written
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If it was anywhere near Derby , and the gypo was half drunk , I think I know him .
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some one will take sympathy on me and ask in a minute
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you fekin joke thief
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Was going to an away match once , picked up a hiker with a satchel with a lock on , one of the lads asked what was in the satchel and he was told to " mind his own fekin business " so we threw him out , only later realising hed left the satchel behind .
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when did Liverpool sign him ?
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I don't think new breeds should be deliberately created , they are usually money or vanity driven projects that tend to replicate , with slight variations , whats already there . Breed dogs that are good at their jobs long enough and the ideal true breeding type will emerge .
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soon as you tell me who AWOL Wayne is , I,ll check the team sheet .
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Does any one remember Ditches feet when he took his boots off for the first time in 12 months !!!!! now they were some ugly fekin feet ,
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no worries mate ,
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England are playing the Al Qaeda all star best bombers 11 at football and you find your self shouting at the tv "come on you murdering muslim fekers , lets pump these English baaaarrrstards "
