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Astanley

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  1. Is that a yes ,shall I take it as a yes ? does that mean we are friends now ? oooooooooohhhhh yeeeeeesssssss , we are going to have such a good life together , who,s your favourite One Direction member ? I bet its the same as mine
  2. I am Lab , would you like to be my friend ? go on please be my friend , we can grow to be bessies and go places together , we can talk til the wee small hours about how much we,v got in common ,we can swap pics and I,ll be able to talk to you any time of the day and night we can even stay in each others houses and take holidays together , go on Lab please I promise I won,t get all " weird and clingy " I don,t want anymore restraining orders , go on please Lab please be my friend ,say you will ATB ( fingers crossed ) p.s shall I pm you to make sure you don,t forget , or send me your phone no
  3. my grandson asked his mum if I was dead the other week cos hed seen a picture of James Gandolphini in the paper saying hed died . he didn't sound that bothered about it either ,
  4. Those topics with the mention of "pre ban "and the obligatory whistling smiley are fooling nobody , left to run their course they encourage the less cerably gifted members to get themselves in trouble and show everyone else in a bad light .
  5. Another old mate struck down with that fekin cancer ,what a cruel bastid of a disease that is ,

    1. air gun ant

      air gun ant

      sorry to hear it mate

    2. youcanthide...BANG

      youcanthide...BANG

      Lost my nannan to lung cancer, its terrible how they deteriorate right in front of you and your helpless to do anything

    3. Her ferreter

      Her ferreter

      Sorry to hear that mate.

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  6. Nice way to talk to children ........what a despicable woman .
  7. A pretentious smart arse would correct you and say , you saw a meteor , they are only meteorites when they come to earth .if this happens tell them to fek off and get a life .
  8. to get murdered once is bad,but twice. he's no luck at all :laugh: good one Pritch , I should of explained it a bit better , one morning I woke up , put the radio on and heard my best friend had been shot dead , on a separate occasion I heard a man from Liverpool had been stabbed to death in a town I knew a mate of mine was staying , a phone call confirmed it was him. I am knocking on a bit , so lots of friends and acquaintenses have took the knock violently , but like I said to hear it on the radio first ....a bit grim ATB
  9. Yes ,I never thought she was underage , otherwise I wouldn't of watched it 3 times , I just worry that your spending too much time playing with your plonker and not enough time mending you shirts .
  10. Its to do with what I heard on the local news
  11. Ours can be a bit grim at times , Twice I have heard of a friend being murdered via the local news .
  12. Iam a bit of a traditionalist myself , and prefer leather but fek knows why because the nylon ones are harder wearing and longer lasting , That link does look interesting are Harris and Watson still going ? some of their stuff was like works of art .
  13. Interesting link , that was very ,very kind of you to post that ,a lot of people will be very grateful to you , and I hope they show their appreciation for your kindness in an appropriate way . ATB
  14. Good pigeon flyer too , but still a fekin Evertonian
  15. to bring your grandson up right ,,,and he still turns to the dark side
  16. whippet greyhound touch of Beardie
  17. Johnny ,I love you I can imagine the steam coming out of his ears when he sees that .
  18. Just goes to show ...hes all mouth and trousers .
  19. Foxpack ...yes mate a friendly challenge . Clipper .....I cant say who it was , lets just call him Barkmick.
  20. Hes just pm,d me and told me he has retired his bitch ...I guess his dick wasn't as big as he thought !
  21. You might be a mass murderer for all I know !
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