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pip1968

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  1. i would have thought it was from that shredded Tshirt hes hanging on to
  2. tbh pat you never mist much just some really good runs up and down the hedge lines and around are feet everythink was real close quarters and we had some very good takes but that was about it really
  3. tut tut im sure he will find his dummy soon troter
  4. it was a cracking night pat you should have been there
  5. made up for you,nice to see the dogs not missing much
  6. I'm making a movie later about Teabagging, and I can tell you it won't be a PG!

    1. tilfertilfer

      tilfertilfer

      filth pure filth lol

  7. just buy all ye food of the smacheads like they do in skint
  8. I got fired as my job as a clown yesterday. The boss said my balloon animal making skills weren't up to scratch. Well f**k him, the kids loved their eels.

  9. Towel Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers. What 's red and smells like blue paint? ffs walshie you know im like joey essex OK wales
  10. I'm seriously bad at choosing women. I've had 12 ex's ring me up this week, and every single one of them had AIDS. Not only that, they all had anger issues.

    1. Astanley

      Astanley

      Fuk that aids . I don't want that again

    2. Joe67

      Joe67

      lol, thl joker

    3. scothunter

      scothunter

      they never call me.mind you be a bit hard for them calling from under the patio

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  11. now thats got me really thinking thats a hard one
  12. how do you make a duck into a sole singer?
  13. what gets wetter as it drys
  14. just put it on ye leg or arm your paying for it
  15. It's a hard life down that there London Why are you not at work??? Yeah. Why aren't you at work? I'd f*****g love to be at work but things are quiet..... Then you come on here and listen to c**ts moaning about plenty work and getting over paid.....grrrrrrr!!! Lol F.O. Lab. I was asking Tarkers why he wasn't at work, not you. I'm only moaning there was nae haggling. ten for that you must be mad
  16. My wife said to me, "I know that you're shagging somebody else." I said, "What makes you say that?" She said, "I can see her feet hanging out the end of the bed."

  17. he should be fine if you watch his diet and plenty of exercise,mines put on a bit of weight with me being at work and hes not been getting the walks he usually gets but the cold nights will be here soon so that will all change
  18. I went on a stag doo in wales last night dressed as a sheep. I was well f****d.

    1. Astanley

      Astanley

      Ly bach and Pretatyn

    2. R.A.W

      R.A.W

      your always welcome at mine dressed in that

    3. spanielsandhawks
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  19. them days are well and truely gone when you could openly say golliwog and blackboard and not offend someone
  20. doesnt resemble anything thats for sure http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTd28YmkG0E
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