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pip1968

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  1. I was going to write all those you put at the bottom,, being a big Liverpool fan during the 70,s. you forgot a couple though,, the greatest of all goalkeepers apart from,,banks,,, ray clearance ,, and of course keegan... Of course they were all Lead by one of greatest managers,,, who folk forget ,,paisley,,, and he had massive boots to fill.... Wich reminds me of a joke you will appreciate .. Shankly is shopping in town and bumps in to Harry catterick in the butchers,,,bill asks Harry what he's doing there Harry replys "I'm getting a pound of sausages for joe royal,,, shanks rep
  2. I love the self proclaimed hard men there's one or two on here that keep me amused. no need to keepdiggin mate iv already done one for you
  3. i just got some wet gear delivered and an umbrella
  4. There's nothing worse than walking in on your mum having a shit... On your dad.
  5. My girlfriend asked me if I had ever pissed in the shower. I said, "Yeah, a couple of times, accidentally." She said, "That's disgusting! What do you mean accidentally?!" "Hey," I said, "these things happen when you're having a shit."
  6. ya scruffy cnut when you`ve gotta go ------used to shit in carrier bags when we were on the pylons and lighting towers --even cut holes in the arse of the overalls so we didn't have to take em down ,, i shit in a hard hat after a heavy night on the guiness in ireland it was jet black and sloppy because i also pissed in it i walked to the edge of the shoping centre roof whistled the lads who were leaning against a pallet of breeze block and dropped it they ran like fook when it splattered on the block and a few were throwing up and bawking
  7. you might aswell just piss the bed saves getting out
  8. Scenes that may be disturbing to some viewers on tonights Coronation Street The nurse lifts Hayley Croppers hospital gown.

  9. most of them were like retards i think ill stay up north
  10. if you want a top dog with every name under the sun in the mix get one out the cmw you wont go wrong their
  11. Was just thinking that,But to answer question seen decent looking pups on line for £-150 then sack of dog food a month £12 plus or get friendly with a butcher and feed it butchers waste and handful of dog biscuit will cut costs down, Add on wormer/ flea treatment can't remember how much that is . [bANNED TEXT] about if you have to travel to your permission aswell , just hitch a lift of the police
  12. I will get some popcorn put the kettle on ill be round Bring that moaning old b*****d trotter with you. That's if he's still alive ill dig him up Is that all? I thought there would be that many just in london I'll be watching i think its in london
  13. its about the badger cull
  14. Today our boss asked us if we could eliminate one race what would it be. Naturally, I said those dirty f*****g black c**ts. But everyone else said the triathlon.

    1. stabba

      stabba

      now that made me chuckle lol

    2. bird
  15. I will get some popcorn put the kettle on ill be round
  16. just read the index about it on sky and it says theirs 33,000 urban foxs love them or hate them and hunt them down,contains upsetting scenes thats good enough for me
  17. if you see rabbits in the daytime on fields try them places at night their should be a few more about
  18. king span boards then timber line it
  19. what have you been feeding my dogs when im at work ye silly cow
  20. 5yrs probation now thats a result
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