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  1. pip1968
    was it just a skin tear banter or was their any muscle damage
  2. pip1968
    thats a nasty cut banter, that barbed wire should be banned its barbaric
  3. pip1968
    the hunting ban has been lifted read that topic earlier............ha.ha stewie AKA lurcher1 has left the site again
  4. pip1968
    the hunting ban has been lifted
  5. pip1968

    My wife left a suicide note. It said, "You were always so critical of me. Good by" When I found it I thought, "She missed the E off the end of goodbye".

  6. pip1968
    them bank voles must be rare now as you cant get a photo of one
  7. pip1968
    but them pensioners are also part of the total claiming disability benefits and 2 generation was 1% try reading it you might see past your blindfold Highly unlikey I'll see past my blind fold, all benefits should be stopped, period, end result, no loafers, and no scammers i cant wait to get back on the sick
  8. pip1968
    on merseyside your only supposed to have 2 dogs
  9. pip1968
    or just get back under the desk
  10. pip1968
    theres plenty about but you have to be on your toes youd after be with no soles on ye samber
  11. pip1968
    ive got mates who have 4 or 5 lurchers and they put some gear infront of them and to tbh i thought the same as your but when their knocked up they always have a dog to graft with
  12. pip1968
    if your working for an agency and your there for a few months your entitled to holiday pay but it has a price like what happened to my mate he claimed his holiday pay and he never worked for 15mths as they put a block on him
  13. pip1968

    Prejudice

    pip1968 replied to Buch's topic in General Talk

    spot on fella
  14. pip1968

    When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed me pictures of why I should always wear a condom. Funny thing is, they were all just pictures of me.

    1. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      see where he's coming from tbh mate

    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      obviously he never lol

    3. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      lol

  15. pip1968

    Jeremy Kyle

    pip1968 replied to zack's topic in General Talk

    except 6 fingers on each foot
  16. pip1968

    "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

  17. pip1968

    Oh. Thanks for the tip." I told my cellmate Leroy, "Not many would be so kind and understanding to the 'new guy' in prison." "No problem mate." he replied, "But next time you're taking the whole 10inches."

    1. Astanley

      Astanley

      is that a quote from Tarquins autobiography ?

    2. keepdiggin

      keepdiggin

      lol @astanley

  18. pip1968
    excellent bag mate did your dog not miss much
  19. pip1968

    "I spy, with my little eye..." "Put your cock away, Grandad."

  20. pip1968

    a saudi man got caught stealing so they chopped his hand off,2 days later he got caught again so chopped his other hand off but this had never stopped him as they caught him again so they just gave him a slap on the wrists

  21. pip1968
    thats a nice catty you made their is it your first attempt
  22. pip1968
    paulus said the service was rubbish he waited ages for his
  23. pip1968

    My nan always used to say to me, "Never wear your coat in the house or you won't feel the benefit when you go back out." So I had no sympathy for her when she couldn't pay her gas bill and died of hypothermia.

    1. PIL

      PIL

      Lol

    2. STRANGER

      STRANGER

      ha

  24. pip1968

    I walked into my grandparents house today and caught my grandad shagging a young blonde woman on the sofa. "f*****g hell grandad," I said, "You promised me that you'd spend your retirement money on the surgery that you desperately needed." "I did," he replied, "Doesn't your nan look great!?"

  25. pip1968

    I went to Bingo with my nan last night and after a load of numbers were called this Indian woman jumped up and yelled, "Full house! I've got a full house!" "Tell us something we don't know" muttered my nan.

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      At least you kept it clean,Pip !

    2. pip1968

      pip1968

      right here goes the sick ones coming out lol

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