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pip1968

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  1. people who leave the site after spitting their dummy out and promising not to return but log on a few months later after the heats died down now thats BULLSHIT
  2. I thought it was disgusting walking in on Nan at her age, sucking on Grandad's c**k. It really should have been cremated with the rest of him.

    1. Bazil brush
    2. just jack

      just jack

      did you get your sock out?

      ffs, haha

    3. pip1968

      pip1968

      i couldnt understand why you never got that joke lol

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  3. Ain't that the truth.. Some people just moan for moanings sake... Gets on my tits id moan if it wasnt a roll over
  4. is it a bunny girl from the playboy mansion
  5. It was a little disconcerting to hear my Gran shout "another one bites the dust" as I went down on her.

  6. just ask them to put the kettle on and dont put to much butter on the toast incase the egg slips of
  7. pip1968

    Lol

    Brill.The we guy done him after he sucker punch. that was cut short have a look for the full version and listen to the noises hes making on the floor
  8. pip1968

    Lol

    this is brilliant and the loser deserves it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McpsGGuKdPI
  9. I'm gonna make one of those myself is it just as simple as that skin a rabbit put it on a board and salt it...is it special salt you use ?? yes you need a bag of bath salts most big stores sell them
  10. how do you get toothache with falsies
  11. A child comes home from school in Chernobyl, and asks his dad about Chernobyl. "Don't be silly", the father said, the Chernobyl explosion never occured. And he patted his child's beak as they flew home together

    1. Blackbriar

      Blackbriar

      Did he pat him on both heads ???

  12. Don't you hate it when you turn up a couple of minutes late to "Premature Ejaculators anonymous" and the meetings already finished?

    1. jukel123

      jukel123

      You mean come and gone?

    2. foxtails
    3. walshie

      walshie

      The meeting's normally finished as soon as I get my invite.

  13. some on the end of its toes and one at the end of its head thats very constructive paulus
  14. so when did this hunting ban actually start
  15. i know mate when we had an outbreak of mixy near us the dogs was getting plenty of them running through the cover or the worst ones just picking them up were they sat
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