mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Depends on what they get armed with. If she has the capabilitie to fire ICBM's, she can fire nuclear! I'm always impressed by technological achievements but the sea still owns the ground, never forget that. Turn ya back, become complacent and ya dead Fine engineering!
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You want ignorant, rebellious and a complete cnut?.... look no further than my dickhead ? He makes deaf look like a superpower ??
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I love being on my own sometimes ? 1 onion, a hot pan, oil and butter, fry that shit in the pan, when the onion is translucent, transfer to paragraph below lol Other pan has carrots, potatoes, roots etc, with water (little bit) and a meaty bone, salt etc get that cooking... when you fry the onions, get that and juices in there too. Herbs, spices etc 2 an half pound of rib eye, get a seriously hot pan, fry that cnut for a min each side, transfer to the stew and cook slow for an hour, (Make sure you cut the fat, so it doesn't shrivel). Crusty bread and laughing ?
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Que? I arrive toomorrow ?
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Women! Ffs come on ?... I leave that shit to our kid ?
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Been known to put it where it wasnt intended ??
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Fuuck! She's left me with no bog roll and no kitchen paper ? Is she coming back? ?
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I've gone dirty...... the Mrs is away for the weekend, so it's me, the dickhead, the cats and great dirty tandoori chicken with NO salad ? Couple of beers too ?
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I am! ?
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I bet you've been about a bit of the beast ya dorty bugger ?
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And the bilbe/tora/koran???
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Agreed Let's be serious from my perspective. I was raised catholic, I saw the hypocrisy at 4 years old when I slided the priest and said hang on... who came before God (no! ?) but I realised... religion is control. My mum realised this when we put my 14 year old brother in the soil. Tbf it encouraged me to do what I do. I studied, learnt and know what is mine with my own two eyes. I treat the world in the sense I see it and people too, fuuck faith! Who's to say I'm wrong? Some chap in the clouds?
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As I said.... suggests ?
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There was an advert on FB here last week, about 3 galgo puppies that didn't have homes and needed forever homes ffs ?I told them I'd take them and teach them to cook and look after themselves and one day, they would get a job and create their own forever homes...... some people have no sense of humour ?
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It's a monolith, built and carved using techniques not understood today. The craftmanship and weight of the stones used, suggest a very ancient culture who have refined their craft over a long long time
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Hang on.... what have I missed here? ??
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Wtf is that hanging down there? It looks like you've a cat hanging off the rear view mate ?
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If you find a Megalodon tooth, I'll pay for you to send it to me ? Always wanted one, never had the chance to get on and find one though.
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Jesus christ, he'll be dead before long! You see these competition eaters and most are healthy looking and slim(ish). Obviously they burn the calories off and keep themselves well. This guy looks like he's had a few meat pies at half time, washed down with a couple of pints of mild ?
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Lovely looking litter..... Who the dogs swinging bollocks says fuucking forever homes? Ffs ??
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You can make them. Google create memes, go to the page, add a photo and put in the text you want
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Make sure you add a teaspoon of bi-carb to the water when soaking and cooking
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Erm just to point out..... Dotty ain't fat! I said he climbs over walls like a seal going upstairs because he has the footing of a goat with cerebral palsy ?
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Ah... I thought you was on about the bog picture... if we're talking about that shit hole what Dildo posted, a nuke would best solve that niggle, take out Darwin while you're at it... win win ?
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Lob a grenade in and call the builder ?
