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mushroom

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  1. I wasn't playing with that boy, honest, cnut took my fire engine. I was trying to goad up SheepJesus into a full on 8mile "till the sheep shit stops and love happens" rap battle ?
  2. And who the fuuck said I was done with the verse? Fuucking work in progress is that, m&m will pay me millions. Just you watch
  3. Nah dude, I'm on sheepJesus's side on this one. I await his witty rap battle rebuke... you should calm down, have a cuppa and chillax... Grown ups have this and will spout funny shit or shit ?
  4. I've got sheep, I rounded them up, I didn't do it for a buzz, I did it coz I couldn't give a fuuck, running my whippet in the Valleys, you caint do, coz you all is fannies, my Jesus inspired hairdo is what you do, you all need to be the choir, wake up from your chairs, anyways, I'm back to my sheep, I'm gonna go in there deep, feeling all shaky, I hope it isn't scrapies.... word Too much grammar?
  5. No more likes mate ???? Not heard someone called a Tosser for a long time... ?
  6. I'm not kidding; years ago when I used to fit blinds. The nicest, most honest bloke you could ever meet. I met him. He collected things that were macabre. He had Hitler youth/SS knives, bayonets blah etc... all were authentic (or so he said but I believe him, him and his Mrs had serious cash). I couldn't believe my eyes when he pulled a 57 year old Nazi flag ? Nowadays it's different. Someone has a copy of Mein Kampf or Catcher in the Rye and they are impressioned, do something fuucked up and then whole world blames his or her life on Hitler or Salinger. Collectors are more like The World
  7. Nope... I was stone cold sober ? I see the sheep heads all the time in the butchers and always wanted to try one out. Tbf it was tasty (apart from the brains), it did lack any real amount of meat though but that was made up for with the juices and a bit of b&b
  8. Here in Catalunya they love the pig cheeks (galtas al horno). They're the same as mate, like you say, soft as you could ask for and the sauce is usually very rich and fatty. Defo one for dipping a bit of bread and butter in
  9. I just wanted to try it..... I'm not convinced ??? The meaty bits taste like lamb. The brains were fuucking rank, the eyeball was juicy and the tongue... well let's just say it takes a lot for food to make me gip ? Still, I've eaten it all, washed down with as much vino as I could fit in the bucket ?
  10. Erm not too sure about this ?? Why do sheep brains taste like fish? ?
  11. It's a fuucking ape for a start ? Aye, I remember reading or hearing about the good people of Hartlepool hanging the Napoleon spy aka la chimpita ?
  12. SheepJesus should be his name ?
  13. Fuucking hell ? Just opened the oven, it looks like a Scottish dare ? Tastes..... bloody beautiful mind ??
  14. Helllooooo..... What's your name and where do you come from? ? You a working boy? ??
  15. Try marinating the chicken in buttermilk or natural yoghurt overnight in a freezer bag, before spicing up and cooking. You'll thank me ?
  16. Got a sheep's head in the oven.... it's a first but we will see how it pans out... photos to come ?
  17. I never knew the coursing lads stood in a field holding each other's cocks.... where do I sign up? I'm in the bad books with the Mrs, so..... it's been a couple of days ?
  18. Fuucker has a great head of hair if that's him ?
  19. First 3 seconds I stopped! I've roughed my dogs before now but that was ridiculous. I trained a staffy "stay" by walking her back harshly by the collar, she was a cracking gundog. This dickhead I have now, well he only stays out of sheer spite. Tell him to go play and he makes a fuucking point ?
  20. Brilliant!... and true ??? My Mrs is nearly 12 years younger than me, the other day she asked if she could have a stoat ? I won't go into the conversation that followed but there was a lot of laughing (on my part) and looks of confusion about a seemingly innocuous, cute new friend not being a) pet material, b ) we have 2 cats and dickhead and c) not happening! Mean fuucking things they are... not like them cute mink that American chap runs ? Most younger generations nowadays need a label to tell them the curry sauce is scalding and gonna melt the roof of your mouth, everytime!
  21. Used to be some good Yank lads on here. Coyote hunters (and everything else lol). Shame they don't post as much anymore, some fantastic videos, write ups and a wealth of different knowledge. You can take their place... we need some southern recipies and how to catch alligator for breakfast ?
  22. The lanky Chinese chap is a proper doppler for Katchum! All legs and daddy long legs arms ? I'm gan to bed ?
  23. That's our @Chid Bless him, look at his little feet go ?
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