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mushroom

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  1. Get it well oiled up with olive oil mate and it'll last a lifetime
  2. My daughter was born knowing how to piss me off so, it's possible to be born with the knowledge
  3. Hungover are we? Have a fry up love, you'll feel better LMAO
  4. It's the last time I spend Friday night in the house (on orders) watching some gay romcom where the lead becomes trans and reading this forum..... I'm gonna stick to watching them in the bar, you lot can fuuck off
  5. There's nowt on me mind FFS! It's just that that daft c**t twists my pubes like they're caught in a fuuckin 80's bread mixer. Bollocks .
  6. Mabey it's the HRT talking here but what the fuucking in Satan's hell are you talking about?
  7. His weirdness bugs me.... Ok... I've had a hard week, do you you care? No! So you can fuuck off anall
  8. Get t'fuuck you weird c**t! Thread's been going for years, all happy and you ya thick cnut chirp in with utter bollocks all the time. f**k off and die ya twat.
  9. Some are but they will have their handgun license and active duty certificate. All are armed with truncheons. I've a mate who has both and works security, sometimes for cash vans with his revolver... It's a beast of a gun.
  10. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    My kids won't see a dime... It's all going to to the black Christmas church in Nigeria Africa to help the babies, your man said so
  11. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    A self entitled wanker
  12. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Mate they're Latinas! So it's fuucked before you even enter. Even my Mrs (Honduras) said let's have a beer here whilst you roll a spliff before I torment and inflict upon you this shit lol There was a bird there with a bloody tripod taking photos for her whatever accounts. I'll give it to my Mrs, she's a good un... one who understands I'm a miserable English wanker and abides Food was banging lol
  13. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    You can go and fuuck yoursen.... Wanker, I came for a western
  14. mushroom

    Reform

    Hang on... If I want to bum Blair surely that's on him?
  15. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Little b*****ds have done nothing but fuuck me off all day FFS lol... I've warmed up a bit after 7 pints but still... I wanna trip the wee cnuts up, watch them bang their heads and laugh.... The Mrs said no, I'm not allowed to
  16. mushroom

    Pet hates.

    Yep... To follow from my earlier rant of hating kids birthday parties.... Ok, when the little fuuckers give you a hug, all dressed as a Disney princess (that's just the lads lol) with big toothless smiles, it does warm the heart a bit. Little wankers! Food is bloody banging mind lol My Mrs is looking at me like she's found Jesus. I'm looking at her saying not a f***ing chance sweet pea 'kin little nob heads
  17. mushroom

    Reform

    I wanna feed 3m of rope up his arse then hang him from his entrails that I will inevitably pull out
  18. mushroom

    Reform

    Lol who said bumming was on the cards? That's too sensual
  19. Went to one of them arcade things that are popping up last Saturday. Walked out for a blast and felt like I'd mainlined crack! Them cnuts are an attack on all your senses. If you've epilepsy I'd suggest stay away I killed it on the rifles mind lol
  20. mushroom

    Reform

    He looks like summat
  21. Many ya bam! Just like I enjoy a fine cigar or whisky, I can take it or leave it. Sounds like you've weak minded mates who couldn't string a sentence together to get more benefits
  22. mushroom

    Reform

    Phobia means an irrational fear of! He can fuuck off to his home country and it damn sure ain't in Europe! A Jack Russell born in a stable isn't a race horse
  23. mushroom

    Reform

    Bring back the death penalty and backdate it. Stop all benefits for those who do not need them (fat, lazy white slags too). Deport all immigrants on benefits, they're a drain. Deport anyone illegal or just drop them in the north sea. Show that we as a people mean business. Force the country to rise from its knees. The strong of us should show the way, as has always been until this shit show that Blair created! Oh and give me a 3m rope, a tub of vaseline and 10 mins with Tony war criminal, treacherous cnut Blair. I'll have him apologising in 30 seconds, the remaining 9 mins an
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