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  1. will the bitching ever end??? can someone tell me when this do is on please!
  2. why don't get out the oxy/accet and try and weld it :D
  3. Look inside knowledge Maltenby, its like what women want ... Go and get a bigger one... Typical male reply . . . . . Regardless of topic it always comes back to penises! you have a dirty mind i thought we were talking marriage tips :whistling: :D
  4. what are you a man or a mouse??? :D f#ck it go t'pub :tongue4:
  5. and that's a typical female reaction!!! Leave it in the middle of the drive so when she comes home she can't miss it and go to the pub with said lurcher you'll avoid the problem of a pending sh1t storm always works (in sending them into a blind rage but thats when you go back out shooting come to think of it i did this and had to sleep in the shed get a b&b )
  6. here's some pics. now these dogs have great temperments i've just had them out with my four and had no worries. they HAVEN'T worked before but i'll bet me nuts that they'll learn pretty quick. the bitch is entire but sadly the dogs balls have gone!!! any serious interest, oh and no w@nkers. untill they've got homes i'll put the time in and train 'em hopefully i'll be able to get 'em working once or twice
  7. i've been asked to test the water. a friend has these dogs they've not had proper training but are pretty well behaved but do require a couple of lessons. they are not aggressive just full of beans!!! they will be free to good homes but will be dropped off so a petrol contribution would be nice. you can come and see them no worries but if i sense messer they won't be comming to yours and as i've said i'll be dropping them off to make sure everything is cush thses are lovely dogs and will prob make crackin little ratters. pm me if interested but messers and peddlars don't bother edited co
  8. sorry guys but this don't work, you might aswell tell the bin men for all the good they'll do!!! real sorry for your loss just hope the :wankerzo4: gets what he deserves a good fkin hiding
  9. personaly i'd shoot the c#nts. if they were outside back into the house i'd drag 'em :whistling: :headshot:: :crazy: :D
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    anyone who has been around cows in general knows they can be unpredictable its really sad for this lady and her family
  11. loads in the middle of the road round preston area but only seen one live one while out shooting!
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    this "stampeding" is a common occurance what most people fail to realize is the majority of the time the cows will bluff and turn at the last minute when encouraged to do so . it's usually noisy or over excited dogs that really set the calving cows off into defensive mode.
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    f**k off .. i've seen cows stand unentertained while getting hit with hlaf house bricks .. kids can be so cruel the brick just fell out of the sky then i take it??
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    ernie not a theme tune but bloody funny from years gone by
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    ive seen what cattle can do first hand to dogs on leads so i never have mine on one but my dogs are stock trained. bullocks will be nosey but cows with calves can be very unpredictable, at least a dog off a lead can round on them if need be to scare them away while you leg it :D always have a stick! if they come near arms wide and shout if they get to near quick dink on t'head should do it
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    catch the pigeon you must see this parental advisory!!!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSDeoO-j3G0&feature=fvw fraggle rock
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNknWT-agT0 or this or maybe this??? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b9hejvPe4k http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiT6BtGlYeU
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QWvzjLzkbk
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sRNl6JmA8 love this one :clapper:
  21. shumacher isnt the stig it was a wind up no way would jezza have a german driving his reasonably priced car :D check out this link to top gear top gear episode
  22. dole dossers are sometimes undercutters (working and claiming at same time but i suppose you reckon this dont happen), sometimes not! in my post though they are supposed to be two seperate things hence the comma between them not everyone on the dole is scum but to clarify im referring tothe lazy tw@ts that have never worked a day in the life my post was to descibe all the crap regardess of race, colour or creed!!!
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