mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Defo shouldn't have got pished on the whisky last night.. turned into an all nighter ?
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I'll give you this... You're a funny one on a Sunday night ?... I've had fingers up me arse, nurses playing with my balls and I nearly shot my bolt, when they put that bloody dildo looking echo thing up me hole (really ?) I'm having to go through shit, that I could've made easier or at the very least, less stressful (hence the point of the thread (lads don't be pussies)) . . So, a pervert Dr, nobbing me on the sly is the last thing I'm worried about ? Tbh, I'd probably say "ok so is this a new type of test"? Gan a bit faster ya Spanish fuuck ? On a serious note, I haven't told my kids
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Never realised they shagged their own in Sydney.. That explains why my cnut of a cousin moved there and became a copper ???? One of my best mates here in Barcelona, is a Melbourne lad, he's not plumbed in right but he's a top bloke
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You ain't the typical Queensland bloke.... I reckon you've got a bit of Sydney in ya ?
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Sup that to him mate ?... I raised him a wee bit of single malt tonight, a couple of spliffs and a whole lot of love ? Lifes' a hard and brutal thing.... as my grandma said to me, over my brothers grave (bitch! @ 87 years old and defo deserves her dues ?) "Only the good die young" Johnny will join Craigyboy, in the sense he'll bring different people together for the craic and charity and good things, i'm hoping the fishing comp will do what it was set up to do, give help and support, I'll get my ass over there for a bit of that ? Night night mucker.
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Fuuck aye we should, we've done it for others.
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Spent years in the chatroom and on here, ripping the pish out each other, laughing and joking, sharing knowledge and days out. I genuinely feel like I've lost a mate. My heart goes out to all who knew him, his family and those that were his "virtual" mates.
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I had the epilepsy, Doc Brown head electrode thing test last week, got the results the next day... I don't have epilepsy.
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Aye, I thought I had him as a friend on FB.
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Strange, I've not seen anything on my newsfeed.
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Ffs John lad.... Rest now mate, I'm gonna raise one for you. My love and prayers are with his family.
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Exactly!... I'd have a bit more respect if the photo was a home made knife (I'm guessing he is actually doing well on making them, he hasn't complained about missing extremities for a number of months now ) with part of a finger stub in the shot, slicing that beautiful meat ?
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The only world leader the Soviets were afraid of
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Fuucking Morphy Richard's knives ffs ?????
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Fuuck that for a laugh mate... it'll take your pinkie off ?
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Come on D, you're smart and not that ignorant to know they foreigners ain't all like that mate. Problem is all tarred with the same imo (I get it towards me here sometimes, what with all the twats coming here and getting smashed, causing an upset). Them smelly cnuts, touching kids can all burn in the streets lynch mob stylee for all I give a damn. But innocent people scared into silence shouldnt be punished. I sorted that one with a cup of water early on ? She's 18 and still cringes when she says it infront of me and I clock on ?...... See my self published book on child rai
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Woke up early... going to the beach with the Mrs, a nice day planned, you understand. Came on here for a little gander with my cuppa and weetabix before she wakes up..... that last one is the reason I'm cleaning weetabix off my monitor, walls, even the damn dog ffs ?
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What's your opinion on build quality etc?
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Wtf have I just watched? ?? I'll never forget the smell of that shit! Absolutely rank.
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I made an old metal filing cabinet one, years ago. Just used a cheap electric hotplate to produce the smoke and a couple of meat thermometers to keep an eye on the temperature.
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You effing nobhead ????
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Nope, it was salamadra night club... the metal club and I was dressed as a Hardy boy ? Was very lucky not to get filled in, but the doormen said I was alright ?
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ASA.... associated scouts association ? You said you were in the paras... Zimmer division ?
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On holiday, until tomorrow lol ?
