mushroom
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Post it up for all to see then lol. I could do with cheering up before I go out on the lash .... I can't wear my white pants that I was planning on wearing so going out in shorts ?
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If only I was that cool ?
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Me too ? Just to see the fuucking look on the dog's face ???
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I've been told (not that I have any) if you want to invest in coins, old SA Kruger rands or American coins from before 1875. I've loads of old schrapnel from Europe, pre Euro! Maybe one day it'll be worth summat ?
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If it's on Facebook/t'internet I would love to see it ?? It was a real spill ?
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Been there for sure lol Mind spending 30 mins climbing 2 steps in a club here, only to be told after I achieve the climb. You're not coming in mate ?
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A lot, covers the pain ?
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Get in there.... finally, no broken yolks ?
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Nice one @walshie?
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I swear, I was covered ? So much so, that as I said... the police stopped me asking if I was ok... then I got told off for using the dickhead as a rollerblade taxi ?
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It bled a lot ?
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Fuuck off! ? I would find that funny though ??
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You couldn't put it more eloquently. But as you know... not all of them are like that. Same with us Brits, we ain't all wankers
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That would be aboriginal.. Maori are from NZ ffs ?
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The Mrs and me decided to take a weekend break. Went to Salou because there are no tourist at the mo..... took dickhead out for a run with the skates.... the roads are uneven ????? Just took a tumble infront of about 100 people at full break neck speed. ? Bron was running a full pelt, pulling me. Skates hit a shit bit in the road and I went flying ??? Covered in claret and the dog looking at me like "what have you done" didn't help for the audience! Fuucking limped off with my tail between his legs ?
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Another beauty ?? I'm watching the Highlander... she asks me what it's about, so I explained. Her reply was but that's not real though is it? People aren't immortal are they? ?????????
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No results yet. I've blood tests this week. A brain scan in two weeks. Some sort of electrical probe brain test for epilepsy next week. They given me epilepsy tablets just incase, so I've not had anymore episodes. Just a case of patience what with their backlog etc I'm lucky they are rushing me through (Spanish rushing ?)
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See them when sea kayaking off north of Scotland years ago. They breached about 100 yards from us to breathe, they're massive... and the smell. They stink of rotten fish! I caught the first wave and made a beeline straight to shore ?
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Apparently, I was watching scarface at 4am shouting shoot him ???
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Not been drinking for a while...... Last night I got a little bit carried away on the old wine ?? Drank a couple of bottles of red from the Priorat region here (life's too short to drink shit cheap wine). Woke up with a head like a convicted Chinese drug dealer... in pieces ? Rolled over for a bit of morning rumpy pumpy and she tells me to fuuck off ? Apparently last night whilst crawling to bed, I made a bit of noise ?
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Do you think they will perform the dreaded sheep shagging war dance before engaging the enemy?
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Ave some butt! ?
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TOMO got mine done, 100 quid if I remember correctly, all in. Only time I was really asked for his papers, was at the border with France and Spain (port bou), we passed through 5 countries. I'm guessing now, post Brexit those days are long gone.
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D'fuuck did I miss? ??
