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  1. mushroom
    Did you just call Gnash a cnut
  2. mushroom
    And yes it means to be agile lol. So being open and able to adapt and adjust to changes in a project. Putting certain things to the side to tackle a more important task. For example the website needs an extra button that maybe allows clients to get direct access to sales and the hierarchy only thought it would be a good idea halfway through the project.
  3. mushroom
    Basic explanation of an IT project product - new website Stakeholders - the business managers/hierarchy who want the new website PO - product owner, responsible for ensuring the stakeholder requirements are handed to the SM correctly and to follow the projects development. SM - scrum master, responsible as a buffer between the hierarchy + PO and the dev team. Also a team lead/coach Dev team - bunch of twats who create the damn website. SCRUM - methodology for managing projects. Breaking them down into parts that can be completed in 2 week sprints. There’s a
  4. mushroom
    You’ll make more if you write a book aswell lol
  5. mushroom
    This is an average. Depending on years of experience & more importantly, the perception of your ability easy to earn more. Most Agile coaches will work around 3 days a week.
  6. mushroom
    As for the ratio I would probably agree with the 1/1000… I just happen to know a good few through my work over the years. Banks have to fork out in some cases nearly 100k a day for a mainframe engineer to deal with legacy infrastructure etc. Normally it’s a bloke who’s about 70+ years old lol
  7. mushroom
    No mate not devs more as you say C-suite/consultant level. My mate is one of those who gets parachuted in to fix shit within the teams/departments, not the coding itself. A high level coder can easily earn over 100k, depending the project, length of time, experience etc. I have another mate who works with Pega earning 6 figures. An experienced SM, PO, Agile coach can pull anywhere from 600 (SM/PO)-2k (Agile coach) a day. I had one consultant who charged Sapient Razor Fish 20k for a days work
  8. mushroom
    You should be able to check the serial number online mate.
  9. mushroom
    I've seen my fair share of blaggers over the years (I've probably over 300 nobhead CVs stored to check against).. Only one got past me in a hiring process.. She was fuucked off within a week for crashing the backend of a bank's custom CRM lol. Nothing more frustrating than a dev/team that doesn't hold their hands up and even worse is a PO or SM that can't lead or collaborate. I would disagree on the niche bit a little, you can specialise and earn big but you can also be good at what you do and earn big.
  10. mushroom
    Some of the coders I've worked with/hired are on big big bucks. A mate is earning easily close to a Mil € a year going into big companies and reforming their IT teams to make them more efficient... He moved to Andorra for the max 10% tax bracket lol.. If they are able to go it alone and invoice the clients/companies they'll end up much better off, more so if they move to a low tax country
  11. mushroom
    Si, tengo huevos tambien….. tienes vodka?
  12. mushroom
    I wouldn’t be able to comment on that but the bloody cnut did it Some of us on here have done hard training for many years… I guess it’s not that much different in stamina and physical abilities in the long run (no pun intended)
  13. mushroom
    The reason he did it
  14. mushroom
    I’d be in the first pub saying “fuuck this for a laugh I gonna spectate from this point on” He did it with and I emphasise with very minimal road training. He relied solely on his years of dancing ffs lol
  15. mushroom
    Elektra fence
  16. mushroom
    Our kid did the Marathon today in full drag to raise awareness and money for Scope (disability charity). He completed the whole thing in 4hrs 51mins… Fuucking legend raised 30k for the charity. Very proud of him
  17. mushroom
    Also too add; if you have any provenance for the watches, that can also increase value dramatically
  18. mushroom
    If that’s a genuine oyster, depending the year, condition and paperwork it should be worth a tidy sum The rest of ya photos are so shit I can’t tell if they are Disney watches or Casios
  19. mushroom
    Mother of my eldest used to live there and wanted to have a bit of a nostalgic reunion when I had to go to Swansea for my license…. And I thought Burnley was bad
  20. mushroom
    Dickhead
  21. mushroom
    Nah mate… more like Barry Island but a little bit calmer
  22. mushroom
    I would honestly suggest if anyone is game, take a holiday in Poland. Great place, loads of historic places to visit and the people are on the norm, pretty warm hearted.
  23. mushroom
    Aye, that’s exactly what I was told. They did it for crimbo. Probably some still do but it’s a common place thing in the fishmongers/supermarkets to have it now (purged that is).
  24. mushroom
    Could be wrong but I think that’s here in Spain lol. In LatAm, probably wouldn’t last long dressed like that.
  25. mushroom
    Yep! In the old days in Poland they’d catch them wild and stick them in the bath for a few days lol
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