mushroom
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Everything posted by mushroom
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Why did you write that to me? I'm bloody curious, you've got my attention
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I live in Spain ya twit, be a bit of a chore
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Gimme some
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Mate gimme the smack you're smoking you f***ing nob. I can't work out if this guy's a wa@nker or just bat shit nuts!
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I'd smash a McDonald's 1 pound burger whilst covered in sauce all over, w@nking in the car park over a Cocker before I fuuck that shit
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Nah a fresh kebab is more uniform and her's was like a pissed up attempt at a kebab on a Friday night
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If you want to hedge, get on forwards. Main point is to know your risk level! If you can lose it, then dance. If not don't even bother.
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Walked the dog this morning we've ended up in a bar (I think he likes free beer). Got to thinking about all this. I said this situation would happen, many years ago, so did Gnash, Wilf etc (before me)... I realise.... I've run out of papers
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Never buy high! Same with currency, be on the ball mate
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Question; why do they all have collars on?
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Champion mate! Bitches when pregnant are like women, arseholes lol I've only ever bred two litters and they were terriers. By fuuck could that little bitch eat when up the duff. She'd destroy an entire lamb leg bigger than her in 2mins
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As kids, my mate's mum owned a pub in Bacup and they lived on the first floor. Opposite was a phone box lol we used to ring it and wind up the smack heads
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Whenever I've had a bitch in pup there was always food down. Some might disagree but for me, she eats and gets as fat as she likes, when she likes.
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Tidier than my ex's lol she was gorgeous but had a mmmm like a car crash Honestly, it was like fuucking the meat aisle in Aldi lol
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Isn't the old saying if there's a bumper fruit and nuts crop its a sign of a hard winter to come?
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I got rinsed before I cottoned on... Cow spent 20 notes on a lipstick ffs
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Fuuck off ya lefty cnut
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It's the little things in life
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I could be the best boxer but does that negate that I'm a complete prick?
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Ya man's a shit cnut! I supposed all the young white lasses getting raped, going on for more than 30 years is on them as well. Honour beatings/killings, phone/watches/etc thefts, machetes/knives/etc being found on all the stats that say otherwise. Mate can crack on and bang his head into a tree.
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Fuuck off please FLMAO
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Yes I will give you a cream bun
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Two loafs and a chocolate eclair please lol
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Yeah limp chicken and a bit of gool oil put that with chicken, garlic and bollocks. Make sure to add baby
