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  1. mushroom
    A memory I posted in another thread, not a joke but I think it's funny ? I'll never forget years ago I was working in an office here, which was as international as you can get. One day, I'd only been working there about 3 days and I was going up to the office in the lift with a bunch of Germans. Suddenly I spotted the plaque with the lift engineers details on. Well fuuck me, I burst out laughing uncontrollably. One of the Germans (who also happened to be my direct boss) ask vtf is wrong with you. Me, with tears streaming down my face, trying to get it together just pointed at the plaqu
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    If a fanny farts in a Bush.... Does she need to shave?
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    34 last night at 3am ?
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    I'll never forget years ago I was working in an office here, which was as international as you can get. One day, I'd only been working there about 3 days and I was going up to the office in the lift with a bunch of Germans. Suddenly I spotted the plaque with the lift engineers details on. Well fuuck me, I burst out laughing uncontrollably. One of the Germans (who also happened to be my direct boss) ask vtf is wrong with you. Me, with tears streaming down my face, trying to get it together just pointed at the plaque, while still creasing against the side of the lift.... The plaque read "Schindl
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    Get a starter pistol. Without the dog seeing the pistol, fire off a short blank. Then without reacting to the bang or speaking to the dog, give the dog one of it's favourite treats. It's important not to speak to the dog or show any reaction, apart from giving the treat. Repeat daily at first and gauge over a couple of weeks if the dog is improving. If it is step it up until the dog is solid
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    Pendejo ??? A Mexican word which means something along the lines of cnut/b*****d/dickhead ?
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    My old man has put some stones on I see ? Only joking, that's my old next door neighbour's mam ?
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    Imagine being jealous coz ye cannae cook ?
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    Pigs?

    mushroom replied to Ken's Deputy's topic in General Talk

    Sweating like Jimmy Saville in a playground
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    See the grills on them, save them! Put a few connections to make it into one long grill. Hey presto a free, light portable grill I used one for years, before buying a small camping bbq grill.
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    Fuucking knew I'd forget something ??
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    I do a lot of wild camping and over the years I've got it bang on for most climates and terrain. Spare base layers and spare set of clothes, warm hat, Mick Dundee hat Sleeping bag and mat Hammock (always carry extra cord) Chopper 6" bladed nordic knife + firesteel Light bbq grill Camel back Pan set, plates, cutlery etc Vodka Vodka 6 pack of beers Chicken wings pre-cooked plus an assortment of uncooked food. Chocolate Hip flask full of whiskey Bag of bud Pack of Golden Virginia with spare skins filters and extra l
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    Dublin now

    mushroom replied to Francie's topic in General Talk

    What's happening in Spain then? ?
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    I went to a museum somewhere here in the Pyranees and the collars for these types of dogs were brutal to say the least. Any wolf going for the neck wasn't walking away. The shaking and body slamming that is basically a dog fight, would impale and rip at the wolves. Wolves are smart as F and wouldn't be going back for another try. Especially when easier and less lethal options are available. I can't find the photos but I could've sworn I posted them on here, years ago mind.
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    Pretty sure I've see a video of them I think in Oz, protecting against dingos too This is US
  17. mushroom
    Web app mate. It'll give you a Q code to scan with your mobile... Google it ?
  18. mushroom
    Just put a bag of them on the windowsill, they'll draw the moisture ?
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    Chimney spinner at the top as a natural draw. Airbricks are a must. Also putting fans in doorways for a few days helps airflow
  20. mushroom
    Conversation has been done to death on another thread. They are very good at what they are good at but make no mistake, they're no galgo, greyhound, saluki or lurcher.
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    Jobs

    mushroom replied to tatsblisters's topic in General Talk

    When I worked in recruitment in Blighty it was illegal to place ads in that way. You were not allowed to specify certain skills, as it excluded those that didn't have them. Now you can specify skills they applicants don't have ffs we weren't even allowed to say "must speak english" now it's you don't need to?? And there's dickhead me, teaching my kids to speak other languages because it will help them later in life.
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    Nothing wrong with feeling shitty about it mate. When I had to put Trevor down me, my mate, the vet and his assistant were all balling our eyes out. I still get a tear when I think of him. Chin up mate
  23. mushroom
    Well nice of you to notice.... I've really been working on this tan this year ?
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    Fuuck right off! If he's a yuppie, I'm Gandhi ?
  25. mushroom
    What's cusidness? Edited; no need to answer, it's a type of lube ?
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