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  1. mushroom
    Went up the coast with the mrs and dog for a couple days. Was a bit windy so didn't put the island up, just went for a swim. Thought I was a goner. I seriously misjudged the sea and got caught in an undercurrent which was pulling me opposite to the wave direction. So basically dragging me under. I was no more than 5m from shore, by the time I got out of it and managed to get back to the beach, I was fuucked. Luckily panic didn't set in and I'm a strong swimmer, plus I knew what to do. Crazy, death can happen so quickly in the sea.
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    That film has pissed me off no end. I've watched it a couple of times thinking maybe I missed something etc. Nah! The ending is wank!
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    Blood Red Sky on Netflix... watch it in German with subs. It's mixed between English and German, so it's not all reading subs. I liked it, thought it was gonna be shit, it wasn't. Storyline makes your eyes roll but they did a pretty good job of it tbh.
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    If she's up for knocking gators, I'm up for knocking her ?
  5. mushroom
    Bet that tail tastes fkin good ?
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    Nah! A squirt of fresh lemon or lime and done. Roof of the mouth, swallow and chew, washed down with a glug of champers ? The only food that I will not drink beer with I get very wet over oysters and crab and ever so slightly aroused ?
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    I would hurt poor children to eat them ?
  8. mushroom
    I would make babies with that there ?
  9. mushroom
    3 lines bitch ?
  10. mushroom
    Exactly my question and point mate. How can all these side by side social predators not have taken the same path. Or maybe they did and we've been living with wolyenaotes back bred to a honey badger ?
  11. mushroom
    Greb tittle tattles but Greb is small and jealous. Grebs penis is tiny as blossoms drop If only I had more words, lines and less syllables to create a Haiku.... I would.
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    Racoons

    mushroom replied to Wolfdog91's topic in General Talk

    As cool as was the racoon theme tune... it ain't beating this lol
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    Racoons

    mushroom replied to Wolfdog91's topic in General Talk

    Can still remember the theme tune lol. We used to call a mate sirrel sneer because he had a big nose and was a cnut lol. We still call him sirrel 30+ years later, he fuucking hates it ?
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    Old but still funny ? Katchum isn't black ?
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    Juices

    mushroom posted a topic in General Talk

    Why are dogs all about the juices? Why do they feel the need to sneeze, snot, drool and nose cum ya pants ?? I've been up all night, for various reasons... take him for a walk, grab a coffee and he slimes me. My pants look like I've seen socks and TOMO wrestling ? P.s. can that be arranged for the fish comp?
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    Sorry about that, I was only doing it for shits and giggles ?
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    Racoons

    mushroom replied to Wolfdog91's topic in General Talk

    Is that a jackle Wolfie? Nice one on the pen, looks good. Not sure I'd wanna stick my hand near the stripey little b@stards though ?
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    Filth ? That reminds me, I need to do the washing ?
  19. mushroom
    I'm crying here ? Fuuck me Sheepy, dry as a nuns quim ?
  20. mushroom
    She may have cerebral palsy but I tell you, she can swing her right arm in such a way, that the knuckles cross your face. No blood draw just a tease but that's the beginning... she follows up with a shin scrape ?
  21. mushroom
    That's the one lol Fuuck! I hope me mam hasn't done the same ? I'll iron that right out if she has. Make it look like her wheelchair malfunctioned and sent her upstairs only to roll back down
  22. mushroom
    I got ripped on here about 10 years ago for offering ferrets for (I think) 40notes lol. They were snipped prices. The vet I had offered a deal to snip all the hobs. But selling fezzers. Wouldnt take or pay more than a fiver, a pint and a handshake
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    Who does that type of shit!
  24. mushroom
    Used to rescue fezzers for the RSPCA, a lass I knew in the pub worked for them and took my number as a contact. Most I picked up were no problem, well handled etc. Shame because we could hardly ever track down owners. One of the rescues, I kept because he was a right character. Bang on with work and easily handled, always playing BUT... he had one major big fault. The cnut was Houdini ? We named him Steve (Steve McQueen). He would escape all the time and I never worked out fully how he did it. I used to get neighbours knocking on the door saying ya ferret is terrorising my cats again, kno
  25. mushroom
    Art of fishing or something similar.
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