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  1. mushroom
    This lad of mine is impervious to cold. He will sleep in the snow ffs ?
  2. mushroom
    Oh yes mate ?
  3. mushroom
    That too lmao ?
  4. mushroom
    Not so sure about that one mate.... we used to play army with Roman candles and air bomb repeaters ????
  5. mushroom
    I've tried and failed to explain this to non native english speakers before. The only ones who get it on a whole, are the Germans, Dutch and Nordics. Everyone else thinks we're mental ?
  6. mushroom
    Sicker than taking someones life or innocence? I'm all for capital and corporal punishment tbh. These pathetic sentencing/legislation laws need sorting out and so do the wrong 'uns.
  7. mushroom
    How true! We used to push the cars up the hill I lived on, when it was snowing and they couldn't get traction. Used to charge 50p per car and the lot of us would walk with more money than we could spend on 1p sweets and shoite pop in a session ? Imagine that nowadays... H&S report, PPE and a site manager ? and then some cnut screaming child labour ?
  8. mushroom
    Crickets mate, they are everywhere right now because of the heatwave. Noisy fuuckers but tbh I don't mind them.
  9. mushroom
    For the love of god! Get some butter and chopped herbs on them potatoes ffs ?
  10. mushroom
    3The mrs just tried to have me cooking earlier. Not a sniff love, I'm knackered and can't be arsed..... cue dirty take away ? We've gone with super hot chicken wings, super sized cervelas (a type of hot dog), chips and I also got an extra burger with the works on that I'm trying to eat before I get home ?
  11. mushroom
    That's tissue ya bam ?
  12. mushroom
    Not to want an argument but there is very little litter wastage because they let them grow, run them (sometimes into the ground) and then cull the poor fuuckers in the most horrific ways! Takes a special sort of person to put a cord around a dogs neck, raise it up onto it's back claws and watch them hang. They call it the typewriter because of the noise the claws make while the dog tries to get balance to prevent being throttled. Fuucking disgusting!!!
  13. mushroom
    Touché ?
  14. mushroom
    That's the fuucking Hilton is that ? Tyla, that looks spot on mate. Would love to do something like that but a Dutch oven is way too bulky and heavy to cart up a mountain.
  15. mushroom
    Nothing spectacular but not bad to wake up to ?
  16. mushroom
    I take this back. A roe buck jumped up right infront of him on the walk home and I mean right infront of him (no more than 5 yards). Cue comedic legs moving like fuuck on the spot before he got traction.... Holy shit did he get up behind it. I dropped the rucksack and attempted to get into sight. He was right up behind it for a least a minute, in a field no bigger than a footie pitch before it got to the tree line and I lost sight of both of them, all I could hear was the roe doing the bark in the distance. He came back about 5 mins later, tongue out and looking very pissed off ? This pla
  17. mushroom
    The mrs just banged the nail on the head mate.... his hunting instinct ends at dodging trees, at high speed ?? Fuucking ran off and left me, pants round ankles, curling one out and begging him to go see off whatever was watching me ?
  18. mushroom
    Galgos are the type of dog to walk around the estate in their mum's bright red high heels? All, and working, not so much show! They have a rough life over here imo. A lot of what goes on doesn't sit well with me.
  19. mushroom
    After a chat with Newkid earlier, I realised I needed a bit of me time... so I downed tools, packed my rucky and pissed off to the hills. (I just received a msg from the mrs asking if I'm coming home lol) So, led in my hammock, had a nap (woke up not 30 mins ago). Went for a shit...... crouched down in the most undignified and vulnerable position known to man, I turn the head torch on... there's only a set of eyes about 15yards from me, staring at me ? Before you ask, no idea. They were small, beady and watching me take a shit in the pitch black ? Bron was no more than 20yards away. I said
  20. mushroom
    Ok, I'm buying into it... tell me more ?
  21. mushroom
    Imagine gettin soft in ya old age ?
  22. mushroom
    What he said ?
  23. mushroom
    Gymnasts?
  24. mushroom
    That I can't argue with but I will ? Skaters are fiercely competitive, on the same as any one man against another man, in sport.
  25. mushroom
    Nowt wrong with a dream and drive
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