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That’s our very own socks is that, not Rooster ?
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I’ve a bottle of that in the fridge, she won’t let me use it ?
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Yep my old lurcher nailed 6grams of Mary Jane and a credit card. The chip was like a cherry the next day on top of his shit ?
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Had a terrier (mushroom) fuucking thing was a delinquent from 5weeks old ?So the exes grandad said to put it in with the geese (dog was about 4month old ish)… All bloody hell broke loose withong 5 seconds ? Geese tried it on and mushroom ended up clamped on one of them by the neck, getting dragged around all the while making those daft growling noises pups make ? That dog turned into a cracker, fuucking loopy but a cracker. He nearly got the ex stampeded by a red in the lakes coz he was chasing it ?
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I put pork ribs on 100*C last night, went out for a couple, came home at 5am ? and the ribs were dryer than a camels arse and crunchier than a tramps underwear ?Still, the dog and me enjoyed them dipped in coleslaw and hot sauce, her not so much ? so tonight I’m making it up to her with 1kg beef ribs, half a kilo of fried chicken thighs, corn, slaw and wedges ?
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No but if his picture is shown around the world, he’s fuucked. Probably got warrants in an obscure pacific atoll ????
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Get the fuuck out of Canada ffs, for your own good ?
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For him, they’re both the same ?
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Truth be told it makes no difference to me apart from a conversational point. But banned for life? Bit strong mate, you’ve been in Canada too long pal, ya going woke ? ?
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10 years for a slap ? Most of the dirty buggers in and around this academy are up to filth, are pure wrong ‘uns and he gets 10 years for a slap ? The world has gone fuucking mad ?
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Great boxer and orator though ??
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I find this topic title very misleading! Not what I was expecting ? That old dear certainly has some skills, reminds me of that old bloke and his wife off Mountain men.
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Sweaty Betty…. Say no more ?
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Troops? LMAO five year olds in Burnley could sup that at a picnic in the park, before they get wild and ask about the trampolines ?
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Touché my Yank friend, touché!
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Cheeky b*****d, nowt wrong with us Lancs Lol. I haven’t had cow heel for years…. I am having tripe and chickpeas for lunch today though ?
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Baby shampoo for cradle cap mate
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Maybe it was where we took them from but it was only the once, tasted like shit ?? @Daniel cain Pretty sure I tried to give one to the fezzers once and they did the same. Was either a moorhen or a coot, I forget now.
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Fiver? I would have 30p if I was lucky ? That’s why I started selling golf balls ?
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Who eats blackbirds lol you spent too much time believing the nursery rhymes ? We once cooked a bream ??
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Weird isn’t it. As kids the things we did, they don’t do now lol A pike on the line as an 8 year old whilst camping with me mates was a given scran! We even ate perch…. I recommend no one ever eat perch ?
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To be fair, pike curry is bloody lovely, just be careful of the razor sharp bones ? To gunter, maybe the prey have died out, algae, low water replenishment, low oxygen etc.
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Not just yet…. I’ll stick with being hung like a horse for the time being ?
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Someone wants a 4am wake up call ???
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My mum had an Austin Metro, fuucking engine fell out of it ???
