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mushroom

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  1. You forgot to mention different species too mate ??
  2. You just proved yourself an A star numpty ?
  3. Lol you think? Talk to the Yanks about it love ? Dogs that are able to run down and fight on the run with coyotes, can’t get near a whitetail was the general consensus. I’m happy to be wrong and I will bow down to anyone more educated but that’s what the boys were saying and that was across different states
  4. And say fuuck off to ya dog for 20 miles and 3 days later ???
  5. Springbok are sub-saharan and only found in the south of the continent. So Arabs ain’t running them unless imported (either way)
  6. I think Dan was on about white tail but I could be wrong
  7. Plug and play mate, plug and play ?
  8. Think Dan said you’d be damn lucky to catch one with a dog. I’d be more than happy to have a bash mind ?
  9. Aye and charge 20 notes for delivery ?
  10. Fuuck it! I’ll take an hour or two out of my week to wind the cnut up ?
  11. To say you’re a southern fairy, we do think alike ? Edited to add: on some things ??
  12. Mate she is 4’11” the suitcase is bigger than her ??? Plus she would defo get stopped on this end and she speaks fuuck all Spanish and truthfully, would probably give all the goodies up without a fight as punishment to me for making her go to ASDA and then carry it all back to Spain…. not happening! ??
  13. Looks amazing, I prefer pinker but that looks the bollocks mate ? We’re on hake poached in milk, boiled red spuds, veg and a homemade parsley sauce.
  14. The mrs is off to London for the weekend+, she said fuuck off I’m not taking a huge suitcase and checking it in just so you can have brown sauce….. bitch… TBF I would’ve had her fill it with salt and vinegar squares, fruit gums, HP and smoked back bacon ? She’s little and wouldn’t have been able to manage the weight or the agg at customs ???
  15. 4 effing Euros for one of the square glass bottles of HP here now ??
  16. Aye and it all started with Komrad Blair
  17. They did manage to build the largest plane ever mind ? The Antonov 225 has been flying for at least 40years and let’s be fair… A Lada is probably the only car you can fix with a rubber band and a hammer ?
  18. Nah they’re sat in the corner of the pub with a mobile reading the hunting life ?
  19. I once bet on a horse in the National about 20years ago, it was call nokinchance or something similar lol 100/1 and it finished first….. with no fuucking jockey ??
  20. That is one ugly, thick as shit, spiteful cnut!
  21. Ok…. I’m gan to cook chicken now mate. You take care of yourself ?
  22. Fuckinghell mate, it’s not even my place! It’s hers and she’s renting it ? Last tenets have really pissed me off tbh. Them sticky pad things all over the walls, took me ages to get the crap off with white spirit. I’ve not done a bad job tbh and I am the worlds worst painter & decorator lol I just hate it ?
  23. So foam or satin paint is the way? Thanks lads
  24. Right, f**k off if you’re here to be a funny cnut because a scotch beanpole has convinced you I’m a midget! All genuine answers about the roller question are greatly appreciated
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